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THE DEATH OF SHANEO.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 31 March to write ways in which Shaneo dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Shaneo to die. There is no prize, but you will earn my respect, something probably not that much desired, but to hell with it :0)
Staff members can enter.
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 31 March
> he does you know
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LMAO!
That made me laugh even more!
> Shaneo was killed by his mind finally admiting that he's a bad person for
> cheating, and it being such a shock to the system cause him to spasm and die.
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LOL!
That made me laugh, but with silentness.... :S
I'm stoned tonight.
Do I win?
My cutthroat razor held hand tight,
With a flick of a blade and a swoosh from the knife
Mr. Nice Guy stalks your life.
Running through fields, brambles in your hair,
Screams fill the night “Shaneo you’re going no where”
Exhausted and tried Shaneo stops for a rest
“What a bad mistake boy”, my knife plunges into his chest
Tripped to the ground, blood on the floor,
Slashing his wrists, veins beginning to pour,
Dragged through the fields, hung from a tree
Blood keeps on oozing as Shaneo's looking at me.