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"Kill Shaneo Competition"

Shaneo will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.

THE DEATH OF SHANEO.

The competition. Well its simple.

You guys have until the 31 March to write ways in which Shaneo dies.

This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.

The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Shaneo to die. There is no prize, but you will earn my respect, something probably not that much desired, but to hell with it :0)

Staff members can enter.

And remember MY decision is final.

Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.

CLOSING: 31 March

sixtieth reply to this completly and uterly useless post,

unless i get the prize that is..........

Mr. Nice Guy wrote:
> Shaneo develops a new disease that can only be cured using originality. He died
> 5 hours later.

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LOL!

Shaneo develops a new disease that can only be cured using originality. He died 5 hours later.

> Mr. Happy wrote:
He knows the answer to every
> question that can ever be asked.
> And the knowledge is so terrible that he
> runs to the nearby cliff and swandives
> to his destruction on the jagged
> rocks 40ft below.

Unable to resist, Shaneo
> copies him.

;-)


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Very good, must be the winner

Mr. Nice Guy wrote:
> Mr. Happy wrote:
He knows the answer to every question that can ever be asked.
> And the knowledge is so terrible that he runs to the nearby cliff and swandives
> to his destruction on the jagged rocks 40ft below.

Unable to resist, Shaneo
> copies him.

;-)


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Excellent :-)

Just pure genius.

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I had to laugh there.

Brilliant!

Mr. Happy wrote:
He knows the answer to every question that can ever be asked. And the knowledge is so terrible that he runs to the nearby cliff and swandives to his destruction on the jagged rocks 40ft below.

Unable to resist, Shaneo copies him.

;-)


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Excellent :-)

Just pure genius.

people who post here arn't doing ti to win anything (cos they wont). They are doing it to show how much they hate shaneo.

PPS shaneo have you ever written an origional topic?

*FM sellotapes a Mars Bar to the inside of his window and watches as Shaneo headbutts himself to death on the other side trying to take a bite*

If this was a soap it you would have been written out long ago.

It's like you're Pheobe that used to be in Nieghbours, recycling the same old 'Plain Jane, super-brain' storyline, time and again.

Have you become a self-parody Shaneo?

I just don't get this, it's a complete rip of er-no's kill Sniper extra GAD.

It is self-parody, isn't it?

Either way, unfortunately, it's not funny, and you won't gain respect from doing it.

Can you really not come up with anything original? My patience is wearing thin.

Nazi paratroppers storm his house rub his elbow with a cheese grater and pour lemon juice and salt into the wound and than make him run whilst stabbing him in the bum with bayonets ,and he dies from loss of blood