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"Imitating Goatboy is bad for your health"

Hmm, noticed over the last few months a few people adopting Goaty-esque mannerisms in their posts, accepting his ways of life and his tastes in music, film etc. In fact, this forum is now full of little Goatlettes, all mimicking the one true Goatboy, letting the be-horned one inside them get the better of them. You know who you are.

Goatboy is a trained professional, and knows what he is doing. Anything Goatboy says or does should not be imitated, as it can cause serious damage and long term health problems. Continuation of the Goatboy imitation may result in eternal bitterness, muttering Bill Hicks quotes to yourself in the corner.

WARNING: IMITATING GOATBOY IS DANGEROUS. DESIST IMMEDIATELY.

Well, one person who I think has started posting likey Goaty has posted in this thread....


(It's not me, BTW)

It's my opinion that Goatboy is most like Goatboy.

Surprisingly.

I wanna round of 'Name The Goaty'

Actually I don't, but a few new guys may...

I'm not Goatboy, and nor's my brain.

Ah, just realised.

They'll be a flood of "I'm not like Goatboy!" replies now.

Oh sod it. I'm not like Goatboy.

Well, he has converted me to Clutch, this is true.

But I dislike most Kevin Costner films.

Anyway, I doubt he's referring to us.

Are you??

I like a lot of the same stuff he does, but that's the truth, me no fake.

I even like Kevin Costner films too. I though Dances with Wolves was excellent.

Heh. Who's this, exactly?

I hope it's not me, I like to think he's not beardy. Unless he's secretly beardy..

There are strawberries and icecream all over my monitor.

Thanks.

Hmm, noticed over the last few months a few people adopting Goaty-esque mannerisms in their posts, accepting his ways of life and his tastes in music, film etc. In fact, this forum is now full of little Goatlettes, all mimicking the one true Goatboy, letting the be-horned one inside them get the better of them. You know who you are.

Goatboy is a trained professional, and knows what he is doing. Anything Goatboy says or does should not be imitated, as it can cause serious damage and long term health problems. Continuation of the Goatboy imitation may result in eternal bitterness, muttering Bill Hicks quotes to yourself in the corner.

WARNING: IMITATING GOATBOY IS DANGEROUS. DESIST IMMEDIATELY.