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"Imitating Goatboy is bad for your health"

Hmm, noticed over the last few months a few people adopting Goaty-esque mannerisms in their posts, accepting his ways of life and his tastes in music, film etc. In fact, this forum is now full of little Goatlettes, all mimicking the one true Goatboy, letting the be-horned one inside them get the better of them. You know who you are.

Goatboy is a trained professional, and knows what he is doing. Anything Goatboy says or does should not be imitated, as it can cause serious damage and long term health problems. Continuation of the Goatboy imitation may result in eternal bitterness, muttering Bill Hicks quotes to yourself in the corner.

WARNING: IMITATING GOATBOY IS DANGEROUS. DESIST IMMEDIATELY.

Well, you're the only one so far who's had to repeat it 'out loud'... :-)

There was a joke there somewhere, but it was so small it got lost in an empty matchbox...

You know what they say...

"Imitiation is the sincerest form of not having a mind of your own."

Or something like that.

You know what they say...

"Imitiation is the sincerest form of not having a mind of your own."

Or something like that.

Yeah, I think it's ok as long as it's the chunky stuff.
You can add coffee granules to it and then smear it on yourself in prison to get sectioned where escape is easier.

I'm reading "The Animal Factory" by Edward Bunker and he did that.

I've got rubbish hair. Although I doubt that's got anything to do with goats.

I don't like Marmite.

Will peanut butter do instead?

Hello.

You are all my Goat-children, let us play in the fields and stuff.

"Accepting his way of life and music as your own".
Excellent.
An army of unbalanced, hypocritical gobshites with rubbish hair and a love of marmite.
Lovely.

Now watch Sexy Beast and listen to Clutch and talk about movies.
Oh, and use "rant" often in topic titles, I like that and will reward you with the badge of Goat.

Nah, he reckons I post like Goatboy.

Your Honour wrote:
> Well, one person who I think has started posting likey Goaty has posted in this
> thread....

Phew, at least it's not me then. :D