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"Imitating Goatboy is bad for your health"

Hmm, noticed over the last few months a few people adopting Goaty-esque mannerisms in their posts, accepting his ways of life and his tastes in music, film etc. In fact, this forum is now full of little Goatlettes, all mimicking the one true Goatboy, letting the be-horned one inside them get the better of them. You know who you are.

Goatboy is a trained professional, and knows what he is doing. Anything Goatboy says or does should not be imitated, as it can cause serious damage and long term health problems. Continuation of the Goatboy imitation may result in eternal bitterness, muttering Bill Hicks quotes to yourself in the corner.

WARNING: IMITATING GOATBOY IS DANGEROUS. DESIST IMMEDIATELY.

Your Honour wrote:
> There was a joke there somewhere, but it was so small it got lost in
> an empty matchbox...

*rubs eyes*

Yeaaaahhhh! :D

Goatboy copies me

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> little Goatlettes

Rofl!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

Meh.

I'm too young to immitate Goatboy - I don't need a zimmerframe

So I'm alright

Yep.

Meh.

hur hur hur

tarrant smash snuggly's lies wiv fase.

Your Honour wrote:
> There was a joke there somewhere, but it was so small it got lost in an empty
> matchbox...

And this is the point where someone says: "And goatboy thinks it's a match for his cigarette."