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Ok, me and a mate are on a mission to reclaim rock from pantywaist nu-metallers with turntables and little boys in baseball caps.
We have drums (me) and guitar (him).
What we need are another guitarist and a bass player.
And a vocalist, although the ability to shout without breaking off into coughs is more important than holding a tune.
Think Fudge Tunnel/Soulfly/Nailbomb/Pantera/Biohazard style of "ROCK" with much grimacing and angry standing with legs wide apart on stage.
I have Parker for my sensitive guitar side, now I want some men to rock like men and appeal to my savage nature.
Or, as mate put it "Music to hurt yourself to".
Essex Area essential for get togethers/drinking/fighting like rock men.
Snuggly, monkeyman, I'm looking at you.
Do not desert your rock when it needs saving from ponces
We have drums (me) and guitar (him).
What we need are another guitarist and a bass player.
And a vocalist, although the ability to shout without breaking off into coughs is more important than holding a tune.
Think Fudge Tunnel/Soulfly/Nailbomb/Pantera/Biohazard style of "ROCK" with much grimacing and angry standing with legs wide apart on stage.
I have Parker for my sensitive guitar side, now I want some men to rock like men and appeal to my savage nature.
Or, as mate put it "Music to hurt yourself to".
Essex Area essential for get togethers/drinking/fighting like rock men.
Snuggly, monkeyman, I'm looking at you.
Do not desert your rock when it needs saving from ponces
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Hell Rider 10:4
That conjures up scenes of rock to me.
That conjures up scenes of rock to me.
Me and Hooplah (geetar)
monkeyman is up for it but needs to sort things out, Snuggly has admitted interest but I think the rock scares him.
I'm being serious about this thing, I want to show what rock used to be about and what it used to mean.
Loud, angry ROCK
monkeyman is up for it but needs to sort things out, Snuggly has admitted interest but I think the rock scares him.
I'm being serious about this thing, I want to show what rock used to be about and what it used to mean.
Loud, angry ROCK
Who have you got so far?
Gritty Bowels.
It's a toss up between that and MKD (Mad Killer Dog)
Loki dude, if you play then come onboard, you can never have too many axe wielding rock monsters.
And you're right about rehearsals, last night we spent 2hrs sitting around smoking (well I did) whilst they worked riffs out for a new song.
And audience participation?
Sound, last December.
9 girls bouncing (and I do mean bouncing) up and down at the front singing along to Whatever Wherever.
Chris turns round to me and shouts "T**s!", we all look over and laugh, then see our girlfriends watching and we pretend we're disgusted at the hussies.
Excellent.
It's a toss up between that and MKD (Mad Killer Dog)
Loki dude, if you play then come onboard, you can never have too many axe wielding rock monsters.
And you're right about rehearsals, last night we spent 2hrs sitting around smoking (well I did) whilst they worked riffs out for a new song.
And audience participation?
Sound, last December.
9 girls bouncing (and I do mean bouncing) up and down at the front singing along to Whatever Wherever.
Chris turns round to me and shouts "T**s!", we all look over and laugh, then see our girlfriends watching and we pretend we're disgusted at the hussies.
Excellent.
Band names, how about, simply:
C*nt.
Nice and simple, catchy, certainly get people talking about you.
C*nt.
Nice and simple, catchy, certainly get people talking about you.
Oh, I miss being in a band. My lot reached no further than supporting the likes of Lush and Menswear at a gigs in the midlands, but to be fair we blew those miserable sods off the stage.
There's something to be said for looking out into the crowd and seeing hundreds of people pogoing like muppets. I particuarly remember once noticing a group of girls we'd never met singing the lyrics to our songs. Until that point it was basically our mates that turned up to gigs but it suddenly felt like we were a proper band and everything.
Naturally we soon had huge fights and broke up. To be honest the best thing about being in a band was the rehersals though (i.e. glorified 4 hour fag breaks).
As for band names, my comedy suggestion comes from Snuggly's Max Payne review, where he actually used the phrase 'Gritty Bowels'. The boy's a genius.
There's something to be said for looking out into the crowd and seeing hundreds of people pogoing like muppets. I particuarly remember once noticing a group of girls we'd never met singing the lyrics to our songs. Until that point it was basically our mates that turned up to gigs but it suddenly felt like we were a proper band and everything.
Naturally we soon had huge fights and broke up. To be honest the best thing about being in a band was the rehersals though (i.e. glorified 4 hour fag breaks).
As for band names, my comedy suggestion comes from Snuggly's Max Payne review, where he actually used the phrase 'Gritty Bowels'. The boy's a genius.
Or
"Sodomised Virgins"
depending how Rock you wanna go
"Sodomised Virgins"
depending how Rock you wanna go
Goatboy wrote:
Massive Killer Dog
I like this one.
I play guitar but more Hendrix/Zeplin style. Have an Epiphone flying V (amongst others) which should be what you want.
Live in Chester though.
Shirt
How about:
"Death by ROCK"
"Death rock metalists" (or mentalists)
"Rotweiller's Playtime"
"Funning big c*ck"
"Anal Elephant"
Massive Killer Dog
I like this one.
I play guitar but more Hendrix/Zeplin style. Have an Epiphone flying V (amongst others) which should be what you want.
Live in Chester though.
Shirt
How about:
"Death by ROCK"
"Death rock metalists" (or mentalists)
"Rotweiller's Playtime"
"Funning big c*ck"
"Anal Elephant"
Prolapse
Thats quite a rock name.
Thats quite a rock name.
Cool. Tell me when you do a gig, because I need to go down to the Cambridge area to laugh at Phil.
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