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"Musicians Wanted"

Ok, me and a mate are on a mission to reclaim rock from pantywaist nu-metallers with turntables and little boys in baseball caps.

We have drums (me) and guitar (him).
What we need are another guitarist and a bass player.
And a vocalist, although the ability to shout without breaking off into coughs is more important than holding a tune.

Think Fudge Tunnel/Soulfly/Nailbomb/Pantera/Biohazard style of "ROCK" with much grimacing and angry standing with legs wide apart on stage.

I have Parker for my sensitive guitar side, now I want some men to rock like men and appeal to my savage nature.
Or, as mate put it "Music to hurt yourself to".

Essex Area essential for get togethers/drinking/fighting like rock men.

Snuggly, monkeyman, I'm looking at you.
Do not desert your rock when it needs saving from ponces

Small Frog wrote:

There's one thing I still don't get about you, Goatboy. You are a notable - supposedly a respected member of the SR community. Yet you consistently deride and mock anyone with different tastes to your own.

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Oh dear, memories flooding back of me launching into an argument very similiar to this with Goaty over LotR...

Twas fun :-)

Doesn't he, not doesn't here..... god I'm tired.

*wonders off*

Cool

I rule at guitar now...

Except I'm 10 years too young and live many miles away and I'm too good for you all.

Max Cavalera plays a four-string guitar doesn't here.. but it's in keeping with the general cave-man image.

On the name front how about:

Roaring Headf--k
Shuriken Death Prophecy
Ninja C--t F--k (or variation..)
Saigon Deathtrap
Black Apocalypse

Courtney Love described Hole's guitarist as someone who played guitar like a girl. It was meant as a compliment. It was about being more worried about playing with emotion. Realising that passion is often more important than learning scales, playing complex patterns, long guitar solos and worrying about exactly what pedal/amp combos you should use. Just plug in and hit the guitar like you mean it. To me, that is something worth aspiring to.

It doesn't mean being a bad guitarist, just knowing that being a good guitarist is a means, not an end. Got a problem with that anyone? ;)

Maybe, but the Devils opened the bar and its free drinks all night.

Hmm, I never bothered getting into music, I always preferred art and drama - the REAL arts

Very droll.

Play like a girl?

We're talking Black Sunshine here baby, Welcome to Planet Motherf--er and other assorted White Zombie tracks.

Play like a girl...I hear Limp Bizkit are missing an axeman

hur hur

You actually aimed to play guitar like a girl?! Wow!

666 mph baby.