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vote for your funniest joke on this thread so far.
my funniest joke is:
School!
One day Sam came home from school. He came into his mother and she said how was your day at school. He said “great, I got an A on my maths test and I sex with the teacher”. She slapped him round the head and said, “Go and tell your father what you said. So off he goes into the living-room where he stands beside his father and says “Mum hit me told me to come in here and tell you about my day at school” and he said “this must’ve been a bad one, what have you done” so the boy says “I got an A on my maths test and I had sex with my teacher”. And the father says “ that’s great news, no you’ve past a major milestone in life, i'm gonna take you out for and ice-cream and buy you a bike. And the boy replies, “I don’t mind the ice-cream, but can we skip the bike” and the “father says why is that son?” “ Cause my hole is killing me!”
> Rastus walks into his work place and his boss smells something
> bad.
"Rastus, have you s'it yourself again?"
"No
> Boss"
"Are you sure you haven't s'it yourself?"
"Yes
> Boss"
"Then drop your trousers!"
*Rastus drops his
> trousers*
"Then what's that!?"
"Um...s'it
> boss"
"But you said you didn't s'it yourself"
"I
> didn't boss, that was yesterday's"
:0)
I like one keep them going $h@ne0
I would give it a 8/10 because the story is short it gets right to the point.
Coley.
"Rastus, have you s'it yourself again?"
"No Boss"
"Are you sure you haven't s'it yourself?"
"Yes Boss"
"Then drop your trousers!"
*Rastus drops his trousers*
"Then what's that!?"
"Um...s'it boss"
"But you said you didn't s'it yourself"
"I didn't boss, that was yesterday's"
:0)
bit fly
but i still like it
keep 'em coming
id give it a 7/10
What has 3 strokes and goes stiff?
Princess Margaret...
Now, as I said, don't blame me...
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vote for your funniest joke on this thread so far.
my funniest joke is:
School!
One day Sam came home from school. He came into his mother and she said how was your day at school. He said “great, I got an A on my maths test and I sex with the teacher”. She slapped him round the head and said, “Go and tell your father what you said. So off he goes into the living-room where he stands beside his father and says “Mum hit me told me to come in here and tell you about my day at school” and he said “this must’ve been a bad one, what have you done” so the boy says “I got an A on my maths test and I had sex with my teacher”. And the father says “ that’s great news, no you’ve past a major milestone in life, i'm gonna take you out for and ice-cream and buy you a bike. And the boy replies, “I don’t mind the ice-cream, but can we skip the bike” and the “father says why is that son?” “ Cause my hole is killing me!”