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And I loved it.
Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.
Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.
The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.
Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.
Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.
AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.
But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.
Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.
Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.
The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.
Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.
Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.
AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.
But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.
Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
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I really wish I hadn't read this post now!! :S
I like multiplayer games, but that's just one that I would NEVER play!! I also don't think i'd like the single player!
I like multiplayer games, but that's just one that I would NEVER play!! I also don't think i'd like the single player!
So its true, you really do start talking bollix once you become notable ;)
Turbonutter wrote:
BUMS hehehehehehe
I can't believe you posted that!
BUMS hehehehehehe
I can't believe you posted that!
Mine have a lot of RAM.
If you know what I mean.
Eh? Eh?
Nudge Nudge
Wink Wink
If you know what I mean.
Eh? Eh?
Nudge Nudge
Wink Wink
HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> Goatboy, please dont say 'Solid Snake' in this topic it can be very
> provocative...
This, for me, is "post of the day!". I'm well aware that it could be construed as this lad not quite understanding the nature of our fair Goat and thus not quite getting the intent behind Goaty's use of "Solis Snake"... and well, you'd probably be right to construe it as such, but it still made me laugh more than the rest of this topic!
Thats one big a*s laugh by the way!
> Goatboy, please dont say 'Solid Snake' in this topic it can be very
> provocative...
This, for me, is "post of the day!". I'm well aware that it could be construed as this lad not quite understanding the nature of our fair Goat and thus not quite getting the intent behind Goaty's use of "Solis Snake"... and well, you'd probably be right to construe it as such, but it still made me laugh more than the rest of this topic!
Thats one big a*s laugh by the way!
Bleh, my genitals are better than yours. They're made by Sony.
HelloHowAreYou wrote:
nice one YH, was this your first experience with your genitals or have you turned them on many a time before?
I've played on my genitals quite a bit before, ever since I was about 15 or so I think.
The good thing about playing with your genitals is that there is no need to upgrade, the *ahem* hardware grows as you do, meaning that you never grow tired of the game.
nice one YH, was this your first experience with your genitals or have you turned them on many a time before?
I've played on my genitals quite a bit before, ever since I was about 15 or so I think.
The good thing about playing with your genitals is that there is no need to upgrade, the *ahem* hardware grows as you do, meaning that you never grow tired of the game.
Can I play?
Are there any add ons?
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