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Thu 28/02/02 at 09:33
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And I loved it.

Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.

Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.

The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.

Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.

Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.

AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.

But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.

Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
Thu 28/02/02 at 16:22
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I'm telling your mum :P
Thu 28/02/02 at 16:37
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I like small butts.
Thu 28/02/02 at 17:19
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Funny, excellent Your Honour... but christ some people on here are idiots.
Thu 28/02/02 at 17:27
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Brilliant euphamisms there YR... *His head falls off and the body and the severed head roll around in tandem laughing vigourously*
Thu 28/02/02 at 17:28
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What games can you get on it YH?
Thu 28/02/02 at 17:42
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Are there any add ons?
Thu 28/02/02 at 18:05
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Can I play?
Thu 28/02/02 at 18:22
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Erm...good for you YH!
Thu 28/02/02 at 18:26
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HelloHowAreYou wrote:
nice one YH, was this your first experience with your genitals or have you turned them on many a time before?


I've played on my genitals quite a bit before, ever since I was about 15 or so I think.

The good thing about playing with your genitals is that there is no need to upgrade, the *ahem* hardware grows as you do, meaning that you never grow tired of the game.
Thu 28/02/02 at 18:36
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Bleh, my genitals are better than yours. They're made by Sony.

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