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Thu 28/02/02 at 09:33
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Posts: 787
And I loved it.

Just the right size to fit in my hand. Nice and warm, and the joystick was very responsive.

Gameplay was a bit repetitive after a while, but the graphics were great. Anna Kournikova has never looked so good.

The multiplayer side of things is pretty damn funky as well, and the great thing is that it appeals to women. So you don't have to worry about your girlfrined feeling left out.

Although, realistically, it's only two player. More players could be achieved, and would certainly be more enjoyable, but it may be a bit awkward if in a relationship.

Size wise, it's pretty funky. My genitals have a way of shrinking down when not in use, for easy storage, rising to the challenge of a game when needed.

AI is pretty poor, to be fair. And the look of my genitals is not amazing.

But that's about it. My experience with my genitals.

Now can we stop the whole "Oooh! My brothers mates, cousins former flat mate saw an advert for an XBox" please?
Thu 28/02/02 at 12:44
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"Infantalised Forums"
Posts: 23,089
There's no profanity, it's discussing a very valid point about home entertainment systems.

I'm still waiting for a Ninty to shout about it not being childish, before a Sonyphile shrugs and bleats about his Solid Snake.
Thu 28/02/02 at 12:43
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
Can notables get *BANNED* ????????
Thu 28/02/02 at 12:41
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"Too Orangy For Crow"
Posts: 15,844
Only Your Honour and perhaps Goatboy could get away with this. The good thing about this is, it got a point across as well.

Fantastic.
Thu 28/02/02 at 12:33
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
hehehehehehehehe

nice one YH, was this your first experience with your genitals or have yu
ou turned them on many a time before?
Thu 28/02/02 at 12:24
"I hate that!!!"
Posts: 4,115
Your Honour wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
Are we talking about genitals or a games
> console?




My genitals.

And I thoroughly enjoyed it. I may go back and
> have another play tonight...

Oh GOD Im quite simply lost for words *raises eyebrows*


Ok jokes over now what are we actually talking about? A GBA?
On Second thoughts I'll take that question back 'cos who knows what silly reply you might come up with next. :D
Thu 28/02/02 at 10:21
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Posts: 14,117
Doughnut Monster wrote:
Are we talking about genitals or a games console?




My genitals.

And I thoroughly enjoyed it. I may go back and have another play tonight...
Thu 28/02/02 at 10:16
"High polygon count"
Posts: 15,624
Ice Blaster wrote:
> Do you have gold ....


That's David Beckham... apparently.
Thu 28/02/02 at 10:15
Regular
"Back in black"
Posts: 5,486
Ahh gold.

Do you have gold ....
Thu 28/02/02 at 10:11
"I hate that!!!"
Posts: 4,115
Ok I'm confused.

Are we talking about genitals or a games console?

You can never tell with Your Honour :D
Thu 28/02/02 at 09:44
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Your Honour wrote:

Stop being so damn
> pedantic!

:-D

It's part of my charm.

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