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"Jury Duty is boring"

Goatboy arrives at the court at 9am.
Goatboy watches a video explaining what the jury is for the benefit of stupid people.

Surely if you need to watch a video to be told what a jury is and what it does, you probably aren't the best person to decide the fate of someone else?
Just a thought.

Goatboy goes for a fag in a tiny room filled with people dressed for church, all asking questions and wondering if it would be "exciting like that programme last night"
Goatboy extinguises his smoke on the faces of all these people whilst screaming "You morons! You morons!"
Goatboy snaps back to reality with "I am Goatboy's raging bile duct" going through his mind.

Goatboy then sits until 12pm, waiting to be called whilst 30 other people all sit about and stare out the window and make calls on their mobiles, despite being told not to.
He wonders if this is a cruel joke being played on him by The Matrix.
He realises it isn't.
He cries.

Goatboy is released for lunch at 1pm, having been there since 9am and done nothing but read his Bill Hicks book all the way through.

He returns at 2pm, hoping something will happen, praying he gets chosen or sent home because he can't take much more of being in a room with these people.
They have no idea who they are trapped with.

Goatboy is released at 3pm and told to come back tomorrow at 10am to repeat the process until he is chosen, or next Friday comes along.
Whichever is first.

Goatboy is numbed beyond words by the excitment of being part of the legal system.
He gets a parking fine for being in an Office Warehouse parking lot.
He explodes and charges through the car-park screaming at the top of his lungs.
Goatboy snaps back to reality again, screws the parking fine up and tosses into the backseat before driving home.

Jury Duty is boring.

speaking of homer simpson (well someone mentioned his name earlier) if you get picked disagree with everyone like homer and you get a night in a posh hotel (knowing this country a travel inn or maybe a park bench though) but worth a try.

hope the sucka gets it Muhahahahaha

Courts are rancid..I hate them!

Courtrooms look scary and so do the judges; they can be real ugly!

:)

*remembers something*

EDGY! EDGY! Get your backside in here. This is what being a notable is about.

Did you not tell them you were biased against everyone except midgets? That would have got you off.

that really made me laugh Goaty

Yeah that's true.
But no net access to harass you lot.

I did see an old woman fart like a explosion and then spend 20 minutes outside because she was embarassed.

Doesn't he do that anyways?

So you got to sit around reading all morning? On a work day? Sounds like the life of Riley.

I have to go to court soon. Not jury service though. Although a jury may be involved. (hopefully a jury not containing Goatboy)

Gotay, you need to get those glasses that Homer wears when he does Jury service.

Heh heh.