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ZITS:
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.
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Your Honour wrote:
> MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED:
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her
> stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Christ! That must have been one helluva party!
> MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED:
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her
> stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Christ! That must have been one helluva party!
Probably not too rude for most, but children do visit this website.
By the way, what's semen?
By the way, what's semen?
Solskjær_24 wrote:
> I heard about something EXTREMELY sick! Apparently, there's some thing on the
> net you can download where up bold man shoves his head up a woman's......not
> backside!!
I'll say no more!!!
Thankfully, I haven't seen it, but apparently
> someone at my school has, as he frequently downloads stuff like that!
SICK
> PEOPLE!!!
I'm really sorry for telling you that! :(
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I've seen it...
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Oh, wait... maybe I shouldn't be admitting that!
Heh ;)
> I heard about something EXTREMELY sick! Apparently, there's some thing on the
> net you can download where up bold man shoves his head up a woman's......not
> backside!!
I'll say no more!!!
Thankfully, I haven't seen it, but apparently
> someone at my school has, as he frequently downloads stuff like that!
SICK
> PEOPLE!!!
I'm really sorry for telling you that! :(
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I've seen it...
...
...
Oh, wait... maybe I shouldn't be admitting that!
Heh ;)
Can you imagine the guy doing the t**d?
Waddling along in line with a tape measure, with Norris McSquirter present, checking for cheating....
Waddling along in line with a tape measure, with Norris McSquirter present, checking for cheating....
Excellent. Mind if I ask where you found them? I'm hoping, they ain't real, but knowing society, they most probably are.
That túrd one was probably the best and something you can tell ya mates parents, with a smile on your face.
That túrd one was probably the best and something you can tell ya mates parents, with a smile on your face.
I heard about something EXTREMELY sick! Apparently, there's some thing on the net you can download where up bold man shoves his head up a woman's......not backside!!
I'll say no more!!!
Thankfully, I haven't seen it, but apparently someone at my school has, as he frequently downloads stuff like that!
SICK PEOPLE!!!
I'm really sorry for telling you that! :(
I'll say no more!!!
Thankfully, I haven't seen it, but apparently someone at my school has, as he frequently downloads stuff like that!
SICK PEOPLE!!!
I'm really sorry for telling you that! :(
Hehe, not too rude, :-D Some er, "interesting" "facts" there mate :P
They all seem rather unlikely but, LOL
Ew ew ew ew!
also EW
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