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"Hope this isn't *too* rude...."

ZITS:
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.

*Grunting is heard*

Ok, I'll stop. I guess I'm in one of those moods.
DON'T EVEN BOTHER SAYING THAT!

Cricket can actually be quite noisey, what with the ball, and the bat, and the umpire, not to mention the fans.

*Er-no hits Tom over the head with a cricket bat*

Oh the irony.

My friend told me that I should be a comedian when I'm older, so everyone can laugh at me. ;)

i was only taking the mick out of our low observational humour

Ash1ey wrote:
> TomUK wrote:
> Ant wrote:
By the
> way, what's semen?

He's that
> footballer isn't he?
>

:D

tom uk you can be my witty counterpart we
> can be like morcambe and wise but funny.

Yes thats right. The two of you together could be so very very very very funny. I mean what person wouldn't want to listen to you?.....

*crickets are heard*

TomUK wrote:
> Ant wrote:
By the
> way, what's semen?

He's that footballer isn't he?
>

:D

tom uk you can be my witty counterpart we can be like morcambe and wise but funny.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Ant wrote:
By the
> way, what's semen?

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Good one

isn't it another word for sailors

Ant wrote:
By the
> way, what's semen?

He's that footballer isn't he?

:D

I was about to go the bed.

ABOUT TO GO TO BED.

*cries*

Now what will my dreams be like.

'(normal)'

'Shut up Grix Brain, Grix, why is your brain following me?'

Ant wrote:
By the
> way, what's semen?

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Good one

Little Hedgehog wrote:
> Do you mean Lolo Ferrari on facelifts from hell?
I saw that and I thought that
> the idea of having breats that big sick.

apparently she died because the silicon packs blew up because they were too big and poisoned her