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ZITS:
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.
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MMMOOOOMMMMM!
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:D Only joking!
Some of those are sick! Probably untrue but SICK!
*Repeatedly presses 'report this post button'*
:D Only joking!
Some of those are sick! Probably untrue but SICK!
LOL LOL AND A BIT MORE LOL
Little Hedgehog wrote:
> Do you mean Lolo Ferrari on facelifts from hell?
I saw that and I thought that
> the idea of having breats that big sick.
She sadly died recently you know....?
> Do you mean Lolo Ferrari on facelifts from hell?
I saw that and I thought that
> the idea of having breats that big sick.
She sadly died recently you know....?
Regae_Cool wrote:
> Yesterday, on TV, I saw a woman on this programme who had t*ts the size of
> basketballs!
Sick!
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Sick! - Don't you mean "fantastic"!
> Yesterday, on TV, I saw a woman on this programme who had t*ts the size of
> basketballs!
Sick!
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Sick! - Don't you mean "fantastic"!
the long "stool" person must have excellent sphincter control, otherwise the attempt would have been cut off prematurely.
Bollix.
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