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ZITS:
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK:
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST DUMP:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering t**d' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART:
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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Probably none of them are true, but they're pretty funny.
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Ant wrote:
> Probably not too rude for most, but children do visit this website.
By the
> way, what's semen?
Semem is a cocktail.
> Probably not too rude for most, but children do visit this website.
By the
> way, what's semen?
Semem is a cocktail.
David satisfying a girl?
That's like the pope worshipping the devil....
Hmm suppose it could happen
That's like the pope worshipping the devil....
Hmm suppose it could happen
Dav1d wrote:
> Hi Titanic, long time no see
Hey Davio
I hear you've sorted out those delecate problems now, well done, is your girlfriend satisfied now?
I bet she is
> Hi Titanic, long time no see
Hey Davio
I hear you've sorted out those delecate problems now, well done, is your girlfriend satisfied now?
I bet she is
iceberg dead ahead.
Hi Titanic, long time no see
Or else!
*Shakes fist
*Shakes fist
oi tom get back to ernos thread now!
Ash1ey wrote:
>Fans?Cricket?
Hmm..Good point. I really should think before I type. How about this then.
TomUK wrote:
Not to mention all the women and children who have been unintentionally trapped inside the torture grounds. Their plea's for help really make a racket.
Goodnight, and God bless.
>Fans?Cricket?
Hmm..Good point. I really should think before I type. How about this then.
TomUK wrote:
Not to mention all the women and children who have been unintentionally trapped inside the torture grounds. Their plea's for help really make a racket.
Goodnight, and God bless.
TomUK wrote:
> Cricket can actually be quite noisey, what with the ball, and the bat, and the
> umpire, not to mention the fans.
*Er-no hits Tom over the head with a cricket
> bat*
Oh the irony.
My friend told me that I should be a comedian when I'm
> older, so everyone can laugh at me. ;)
Fans?Cricket?
> Cricket can actually be quite noisey, what with the ball, and the bat, and the
> umpire, not to mention the fans.
*Er-no hits Tom over the head with a cricket
> bat*
Oh the irony.
My friend told me that I should be a comedian when I'm
> older, so everyone can laugh at me. ;)
Fans?Cricket?
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