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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

Fish-e wrote:
> i have many side kicks, but none of which do i need to do my dirty work.

you
> have no proof of having the fancy, pancy technological items, it is all lies.
>

And for your insolence you shall die

for i am you worst nightmare

i
> have the power to destroy you with just a click of my fingers.


Come on then you slimey mong, click those fingers and kill us. Hmmmmmmmmm, I get the feeling we're in for a very long wait...

I will always be ahead of such feeble prey.

MWA HA HA HA HA

*laughs quitly* fool fool you shoulda left while you were ahead

i have many side kicks, but none of which do i need to do my dirty work.

you have no proof of having the fancy, pancy technological items, it is all lies.

And for your insolence you shall die

for i am you worst nightmare

i have the power to destroy you with just a click of my fingers.

I am immortal

and you are known as dead

well you will be soon

i am nor human nor mutant, i am something that medical science can and will never explaine so when you say you can destroy me completly is a joke Muhahahahahahahaha


it is me that should be laughing at you, stupid mortal mutant fish

Fish-e wrote:
> savatt is a tramp he can't even afford a proper side kick, instead he has a
> stalker that never leaves his side (i think it love)

I will be eating you
> prey, that is a well known fact


At least I have a right hand man, knowone wants to be the right hand man of smelly fishmonger merchandise who thinks he's some mutant from the planet Zob. So yeah sorry, I have a special sattelite that tracks and destroys stupid mutant fish. On impact it destroys the individuals popularity among everyone around them......Money well spent obviously...

I could stop you coming back, you are not one of my kind so you can die and you can stay dead.

MWA HA HA HA HA

i am more than just a side kick, yeah i might come across as a simple yes man and butt kisser but that's what i want you to think,

so when your sitting there thinking you've beaten us BAM

oh and i'm called resurection for a reason.

you kill me i come back and i'll keep coming back and it'll really P*$% you off just ask the people on the forum :)

savatt is a tramp he can't even afford a proper side kick, instead he has a stalker that never leaves his side (i think it love)

I will be eating you prey, that is a well known fact