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"Savatt Vote FAQ"

With my campaign carrying the momentum of a runaway freight train, many of you have had questions that need answering, so I have decided to allow you troglodites a piece of my busy god like schedule to help you see the light.


1. What will be the pro's of me voting for you ? Why the
hell should I do it ??

A. ::fingertips together:: Well there are many pro's to
voting for me - You get to see your family again, I
don't throw a paddy and take the whole forum with me to
hell and of course it puts me in a position where
everyone has always wanted me.


2. No really, why should I vote for you ?

A. I dunno, I play games a lot. More importantly I can
crush you like a paper cup ! ::struggles crushing the
paper cup but finally does it:: Hehe.


3. I am very stupid and blind in my choice of voting and am
thinking of voting for an alternative unworthy and
stupid individual, what are the repucussions for such
a stupid decision ?

A. Let me point out that all the rumours of people doing
such a move and being victimised, name called, beaten
with large sticks, property damaged and burnt to the
ground are not strictly true.......::glare:: Although
they're not strictly fiction either !


4. When you are elected as Notable, what will happen ?

A. All people who vote for me will recieve gameaday prizes
everyday, Army Men games will be abolished off the face
of the earth, prices on games will come down
considerably, there will be new reddie gifts at SR such
as a new sports car and there will never be bad line
connections ruining online game sessions ever again !
............What are you looking at me like that for ?
You believed the others pony and trap stories !


5. Will I ever be able to compare with your god like status
around the world ?

A. No.


6. Can I have your autograph ?

A. Yes.


::fingertips together:: Excellent...

Thankyou, I shall call him Mr Bigglesworth....

As for the sharks.......Hmmmmm, Taxman, Jaws and er, Clive....

I'm sending you a fluffy white cat and some big hungry sharks for the pool. I think you'll appreciate them.

::turns swival chair to face window, fingertips together::

Excellent

well after hitting people with a few bats some (that survived) have decided to vote now sir *in smithers voice*

::fingertips together, sits back in chair::

Excellent...

savatt1668 wrote:
> Oh and vote for me, your friendly forum Nazi, er I mean um, the nice chap who
> doesn't brick you when you oppose him
:-)))


Nicly said sir :)

and that other guy was from sector 7 G i think :)

Oh and vote for me, your friendly forum Nazi, er I mean um, the nice chap who doesn't brick you when you oppose him
:-)))

Dunno about good punctuation, I'll show you a good punch though if you don't remove yourself from my presence !

:-)

:)

Vote Starlight cus he's funny and writes decent stuff which includes good punctuation.

Unlike some