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Arsenal have just won 4-0 against West Ham, but 2 Arsenal players were sent off.
Interviewer: "So Arsene, what do you think of the 2 sending offs?"
Arsene(in his very french accent): "Well,i did not see the incidents so I can not comment on the matter in hand!"
Interviewer: "But they were both right infront of you?"
Arsene: "Well, I was picking my nose at the time and took my eyes off of the game!.....but I would just like to thank my players for performing well, Henry got 2 well taken goals and was my man of the match!"
Interviewer:"Even though he was sent off?"
Arsene: "Remember, I was picking my nose at the time so I didn't see the incident!"
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An arsenal player was hurt today due to a coin stricking him in the willy, he's out for two weeks.
Interviewer: "Well Arsene good game today, you performed well!"
Arsene:"Yes I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
Interviewer:"Do you agree the incident today spoiled the game? He did bring it on himself though by making signals to his own supporters!"
Arsene: "Yes it did ruin the game. He did bring it on himself and the club will be fining him £20,000,000,. Aslong as he turns up for training tomorrow I will foget about it."
Interviewer:"Hes out for two weeks!"
Arsene: "Well he can foget about that new car deal with Skoda! and that boot deal with GOLA.....but, again I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
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Arsene Wenger was tackeled by one of his own players today, which was a sending off offence, and will be in crutches for atleast a month!
Interviewer:"Are you OK Arsene?"
Arsene:"I am very well. I didn't see the incident so I do not know which player to put on the transfer list."
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear): "It was a tackel from behind Arsene, no one would of seen him coming"........ (theres a pause).
Arsene:"So what are you suggesting?"
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear, again):"So you don't have to make excuses this time, unless your telling the truth?"
Arsene:"Sorry, I get used to saying that so much, i didn't realise it was actually the truth?"
Interviewer (takes a deep breath): "So Arsene, what did you think of the performance?"
Arsene: "Well, it was very good as usually. But i didn't see the incident so I............"
Interviewer (whispers in his ear again):" NO. Your supposed to say your other saying now"
Arsene:"Oh, I would like to thank all my players for another good performance!"
Interviewer: "Well done Arsene, thank you, and I hope you get better soon............phew!"
Arsene goes of into the distance holding his leg, repeating his two saying over and over again.
Will he ever get them right? Hopefully we will find out soon!!!!!!!!!
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Cheers for reading my discussion and I look forward to reading your replys!
Interviewer: "So Arsene, what do you think of the 2 sending offs?"
Arsene(in his very french accent): "Well,i did not see the incidents so I can not comment on the matter in hand!"
Interviewer: "But they were both right infront of you?"
Arsene: "Well, I was picking my nose at the time and took my eyes off of the game!.....but I would just like to thank my players for performing well, Henry got 2 well taken goals and was my man of the match!"
Interviewer:"Even though he was sent off?"
Arsene: "Remember, I was picking my nose at the time so I didn't see the incident!"
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An arsenal player was hurt today due to a coin stricking him in the willy, he's out for two weeks.
Interviewer: "Well Arsene good game today, you performed well!"
Arsene:"Yes I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
Interviewer:"Do you agree the incident today spoiled the game? He did bring it on himself though by making signals to his own supporters!"
Arsene: "Yes it did ruin the game. He did bring it on himself and the club will be fining him £20,000,000,. Aslong as he turns up for training tomorrow I will foget about it."
Interviewer:"Hes out for two weeks!"
Arsene: "Well he can foget about that new car deal with Skoda! and that boot deal with GOLA.....but, again I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
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Arsene Wenger was tackeled by one of his own players today, which was a sending off offence, and will be in crutches for atleast a month!
Interviewer:"Are you OK Arsene?"
Arsene:"I am very well. I didn't see the incident so I do not know which player to put on the transfer list."
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear): "It was a tackel from behind Arsene, no one would of seen him coming"........ (theres a pause).
Arsene:"So what are you suggesting?"
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear, again):"So you don't have to make excuses this time, unless your telling the truth?"
Arsene:"Sorry, I get used to saying that so much, i didn't realise it was actually the truth?"
Interviewer (takes a deep breath): "So Arsene, what did you think of the performance?"
Arsene: "Well, it was very good as usually. But i didn't see the incident so I............"
Interviewer (whispers in his ear again):" NO. Your supposed to say your other saying now"
Arsene:"Oh, I would like to thank all my players for another good performance!"
Interviewer: "Well done Arsene, thank you, and I hope you get better soon............phew!"
Arsene goes of into the distance holding his leg, repeating his two saying over and over again.
Will he ever get them right? Hopefully we will find out soon!!!!!!!!!
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Cheers for reading my discussion and I look forward to reading your replys!
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That was quite good, made better by the fact that it's true.
How about David 'o' Leary:
Announcer: "so David, Smith sent off for a disgraceful tackle on Keown...your thoughts please."
David: "well, he's still a kid like de rest a dem, but full maurks to de rest 'o' de team, I thought we played brilliant today."
Announcer: "Smith should really be fined for a tackle which surely has no place in todays game, will you be showing him the red card with a fine?"
David "well, he's still a kid with a lotta talent, and he is only goi to get better wid age."
Announcer: "so no word on suspension for him then?..."
How about David 'o' Leary:
Announcer: "so David, Smith sent off for a disgraceful tackle on Keown...your thoughts please."
David: "well, he's still a kid like de rest a dem, but full maurks to de rest 'o' de team, I thought we played brilliant today."
Announcer: "Smith should really be fined for a tackle which surely has no place in todays game, will you be showing him the red card with a fine?"
David "well, he's still a kid with a lotta talent, and he is only goi to get better wid age."
Announcer: "so no word on suspension for him then?..."
Hehe, nice one Lodge, but you know I can do a better Arsene impression than you!! :D
"So Arsene, your wife has left you for George Graham, how do you feel?"
"Err, well, I would not like to comment on the situation, but I would like to congratulate my players on a great performance today."
"But Arsene, it's the World Cup, you didn't play! Speaking of the World Cup, you must've seen that awful tackle by the punk Lee Bowyer on your very own Thierry Henry, breaking both his legs. What did you think?"
"Err, well, I could not see the incident very well, and as long as Thierry's back for training after the World Cup it's fine with me."
"But Arsene, his career is over! Also, you did see the incident, it was on Live TV which we know you were watching!"
"Well, I think we should have a fitness test before we make any conclusions."
"He nearly died Arsene!"
"Well, err, I'd like to finish off by congratulating my wife on a great performance in bed today."
"But Arsene, she's run off with George Graham!"
"Err, I would not like to comment."
"So Arsene, your wife has left you for George Graham, how do you feel?"
"Err, well, I would not like to comment on the situation, but I would like to congratulate my players on a great performance today."
"But Arsene, it's the World Cup, you didn't play! Speaking of the World Cup, you must've seen that awful tackle by the punk Lee Bowyer on your very own Thierry Henry, breaking both his legs. What did you think?"
"Err, well, I could not see the incident very well, and as long as Thierry's back for training after the World Cup it's fine with me."
"But Arsene, his career is over! Also, you did see the incident, it was on Live TV which we know you were watching!"
"Well, I think we should have a fitness test before we make any conclusions."
"He nearly died Arsene!"
"Well, err, I'd like to finish off by congratulating my wife on a great performance in bed today."
"But Arsene, she's run off with George Graham!"
"Err, I would not like to comment."
Even as a Gooner, I found it amusing. :-)
borrrrrrrrrrring
Arsenal have just won 4-0 against West Ham, but 2 Arsenal players were sent off.
Interviewer: "So Arsene, what do you think of the 2 sending offs?"
Arsene(in his very french accent): "Well,i did not see the incidents so I can not comment on the matter in hand!"
Interviewer: "But they were both right infront of you?"
Arsene: "Well, I was picking my nose at the time and took my eyes off of the game!.....but I would just like to thank my players for performing well, Henry got 2 well taken goals and was my man of the match!"
Interviewer:"Even though he was sent off?"
Arsene: "Remember, I was picking my nose at the time so I didn't see the incident!"
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An arsenal player was hurt today due to a coin stricking him in the willy, he's out for two weeks.
Interviewer: "Well Arsene good game today, you performed well!"
Arsene:"Yes I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
Interviewer:"Do you agree the incident today spoiled the game? He did bring it on himself though by making signals to his own supporters!"
Arsene: "Yes it did ruin the game. He did bring it on himself and the club will be fining him £20,000,000,. Aslong as he turns up for training tomorrow I will foget about it."
Interviewer:"Hes out for two weeks!"
Arsene: "Well he can foget about that new car deal with Skoda! and that boot deal with GOLA.....but, again I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
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Arsene Wenger was tackeled by one of his own players today, which was a sending off offence, and will be in crutches for atleast a month!
Interviewer:"Are you OK Arsene?"
Arsene:"I am very well. I didn't see the incident so I do not know which player to put on the transfer list."
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear): "It was a tackel from behind Arsene, no one would of seen him coming"........ (theres a pause).
Arsene:"So what are you suggesting?"
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear, again):"So you don't have to make excuses this time, unless your telling the truth?"
Arsene:"Sorry, I get used to saying that so much, i didn't realise it was actually the truth?"
Interviewer (takes a deep breath): "So Arsene, what did you think of the performance?"
Arsene: "Well, it was very good as usually. But i didn't see the incident so I............"
Interviewer (whispers in his ear again):" NO. Your supposed to say your other saying now"
Arsene:"Oh, I would like to thank all my players for another good performance!"
Interviewer: "Well done Arsene, thank you, and I hope you get better soon............phew!"
Arsene goes of into the distance holding his leg, repeating his two saying over and over again.
Will he ever get them right? Hopefully we will find out soon!!!!!!!!!
___________________________________________________________
Cheers for reading my discussion and I look forward to reading your replys!
Interviewer: "So Arsene, what do you think of the 2 sending offs?"
Arsene(in his very french accent): "Well,i did not see the incidents so I can not comment on the matter in hand!"
Interviewer: "But they were both right infront of you?"
Arsene: "Well, I was picking my nose at the time and took my eyes off of the game!.....but I would just like to thank my players for performing well, Henry got 2 well taken goals and was my man of the match!"
Interviewer:"Even though he was sent off?"
Arsene: "Remember, I was picking my nose at the time so I didn't see the incident!"
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An arsenal player was hurt today due to a coin stricking him in the willy, he's out for two weeks.
Interviewer: "Well Arsene good game today, you performed well!"
Arsene:"Yes I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
Interviewer:"Do you agree the incident today spoiled the game? He did bring it on himself though by making signals to his own supporters!"
Arsene: "Yes it did ruin the game. He did bring it on himself and the club will be fining him £20,000,000,. Aslong as he turns up for training tomorrow I will foget about it."
Interviewer:"Hes out for two weeks!"
Arsene: "Well he can foget about that new car deal with Skoda! and that boot deal with GOLA.....but, again I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"
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Arsene Wenger was tackeled by one of his own players today, which was a sending off offence, and will be in crutches for atleast a month!
Interviewer:"Are you OK Arsene?"
Arsene:"I am very well. I didn't see the incident so I do not know which player to put on the transfer list."
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear): "It was a tackel from behind Arsene, no one would of seen him coming"........ (theres a pause).
Arsene:"So what are you suggesting?"
Interviewer (he whispers into his ear, again):"So you don't have to make excuses this time, unless your telling the truth?"
Arsene:"Sorry, I get used to saying that so much, i didn't realise it was actually the truth?"
Interviewer (takes a deep breath): "So Arsene, what did you think of the performance?"
Arsene: "Well, it was very good as usually. But i didn't see the incident so I............"
Interviewer (whispers in his ear again):" NO. Your supposed to say your other saying now"
Arsene:"Oh, I would like to thank all my players for another good performance!"
Interviewer: "Well done Arsene, thank you, and I hope you get better soon............phew!"
Arsene goes of into the distance holding his leg, repeating his two saying over and over again.
Will he ever get them right? Hopefully we will find out soon!!!!!!!!!
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Cheers for reading my discussion and I look forward to reading your replys!
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