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"Arsene Wenger - does he need glasses or is he just plain stupid?"

Arsenal have just won 4-0 against West Ham, but 2 Arsenal players were sent off.

Interviewer: "So Arsene, what do you think of the 2 sending offs?"

Arsene(in his very french accent): "Well,i did not see the incidents so I can not comment on the matter in hand!"

Interviewer: "But they were both right infront of you?"

Arsene: "Well, I was picking my nose at the time and took my eyes off of the game!.....but I would just like to thank my players for performing well, Henry got 2 well taken goals and was my man of the match!"

Interviewer:"Even though he was sent off?"

Arsene: "Remember, I was picking my nose at the time so I didn't see the incident!"

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An arsenal player was hurt today due to a coin stricking him in the willy, he's out for two weeks.

Interviewer: "Well Arsene good game today, you performed well!"

Arsene:"Yes I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"

Interviewer:"Do you agree the incident today spoiled the game? He did bring it on himself though by making signals to his own supporters!"

Arsene: "Yes it did ruin the game. He did bring it on himself and the club will be fining him £20,000,000,. Aslong as he turns up for training tomorrow I will foget about it."

Interviewer:"Hes out for two weeks!"

Arsene: "Well he can foget about that new car deal with Skoda! and that boot deal with GOLA.....but, again I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"

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Arsene Wenger was tackeled by one of his own players today, which was a sending off offence, and will be in crutches for atleast a month!

Interviewer:"Are you OK Arsene?"

Arsene:"I am very well. I didn't see the incident so I do not know which player to put on the transfer list."

Interviewer (he whispers into his ear): "It was a tackel from behind Arsene, no one would of seen him coming"........ (theres a pause).

Arsene:"So what are you suggesting?"

Interviewer (he whispers into his ear, again):"So you don't have to make excuses this time, unless your telling the truth?"

Arsene:"Sorry, I get used to saying that so much, i didn't realise it was actually the truth?"

Interviewer (takes a deep breath): "So Arsene, what did you think of the performance?"

Arsene: "Well, it was very good as usually. But i didn't see the incident so I............"

Interviewer (whispers in his ear again):" NO. Your supposed to say your other saying now"

Arsene:"Oh, I would like to thank all my players for another good performance!"

Interviewer: "Well done Arsene, thank you, and I hope you get better soon............phew!"

Arsene goes of into the distance holding his leg, repeating his two saying over and over again.
Will he ever get them right? Hopefully we will find out soon!!!!!!!!!

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Cheers for reading my discussion and I look forward to reading your replys!

What fitz seems to forget is this: Liverpool have brought all of their great strikers through the ranks(Owen and Fowler, with the exception of Heskey). You can't say that Man Utd are beter with their strikers, 'cause they bought him with a big wad of cash. Maybe when you bring a good striker through, people will admire that fact. By the way, I'm not "dissing" the Van man, I actually think he is amongst the top 3 strikers in the Premier, AND I think it is between him and Owen to finish top scorer

Indeed!!:D

Oh well, The scousers banged on about how they won 5 trophies last year. I'm sure we can too!

Or†ega wrote:
> Hunky Funky Monkey wrote:
The most Cups Man Utd have won in a season is
> 3

Ah, but in 1999 we won 4 cups.

Premier League, Champions League, Fa Cup
> and Intercontinental Cup :P

Well played Ortega, i knew some one would say it.
I'm not sure if that is classed as the same season though?
Should be though, what does hunky funky munkey know about football, he's an arsenal supporter!!!!!!!!!:P

Hunky Funky Monkey wrote:
The most Cups Man Utd have won in a season is 3

Ah, but in 1999 we won 4 cups.

Premier League, Champions League, Fa Cup and Intercontinental Cup :P

i only have to look at your face(HFM) to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats what i call being funny!!!:D

Apparently, Ben Hodgetts (i think) has seen Forlan play, and says he's a great striker. I think he'll have something to say about Diego Forlan.

sssssshhhhhh Lodge, what are YOU on about saying Forlan is a quality striker. No-one had ever heard of him before Man Utd became interested in him, then it was the case of 'Oh Man Utd must be interested in him so he must be brilliant', all I can say is he's a waste of money and Man Utd didnt even need him.

And, what are you on about saying Man Utd won more cups in one season than Arsenal have in the whole of the 1990's?
I seem to recall Arsenal winning the Cup Winners Cup in 1994, beating Parma 1-0 in the final with Alan Smith scoring the decisive goal. Then I seem to remember the 1997-1998 season when Arsenal won the double.
Hang on a minute, 1+2=3 doesn't it? or will you have to think about it?! The most Cups Man Utd have won in a season is 3, SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE EMBARASSED AGAIN!!!

P.S, of course you wouldn't see Alex Ferguson drinking Whiskey during a match if it was in an opaque Lucozade Bottle. SO AGAIN LODGE, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK AND TRY TO BE FUNNY!!!

Hunky Funky Monkey wrote:
> Shut up lodge and stop dissin Arsene Wenger!

I'm sure all you Gooners out
> there will agree with me that he is perhaps one of the best gaffers Arsenal has
> ever had.

Anyway, you can talk, at least Arsene Wenger doesn't drink so much
> whiskey that it turns his nose red, and makes his head grow so much that you can
> see him from the moon!!! like Alex Ferguson does.

And, doesn't Alex Ferguson
> where glasses anyway?! If he took them off in the middle of the game he'd be
> playing alongside Ruud van Nistelrooy upfront, instead of sitting on the
> touchline taking swigs from a Lucozade bottle which is blatantly full of Scotch
> Whisky, and not water!!
(Okay, maybe watered down Whiskey then!!)

Anyway,
> Wenger is a better manager than Alex Ferguson is and ever will be. O yeah, I
> forgot, he's retiring at the end of the season to live in some tropical paradise
> and kill himself by gulping down numerous amounts of Whiskey everyday!!!

SO
> SHUT UP AND STOP DISSIN ARSENE WENGER LODGE!!

You are the one that should SHUT UP!
Solskaer is a quality striker and so is new signing Forlan, by what you said it isn't likely that you will get all the so called 'GOONERS' on your side! I haven't ever seen Alex Ferguson with a bottle of Whisky in his hand on a match day!
You should stop dissin United, we have won treble in one season which is more than you have won in the 90's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the gooners can resort to is "Van Nistlerooy is your only decent striker". If this is a valid comment then why isn't everyone saying the same about Liverpool. Before a gooner strains themselves into thinking about this, let me explain. Owen and Heskey are the only players in the Liverpool squad that can score, if only from around 10 yards max. Man Utd have a good squad with plenty of depth, and the only thing that has changed about the united strike force is that they've sold Cole. So what. United have Solskjaer, Forlan and plenty of youth players. Anyone that thinks Man Utd have very few quality strikers should get glasses, even if just to see the talent and quality of the united squad