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"Arsene Wenger - does he need glasses or is he just plain stupid?"

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Wed 30/01/02 at 21:54
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Arsenal have just won 4-0 against West Ham, but 2 Arsenal players were sent off.

Interviewer: "So Arsene, what do you think of the 2 sending offs?"

Arsene(in his very french accent): "Well,i did not see the incidents so I can not comment on the matter in hand!"

Interviewer: "But they were both right infront of you?"

Arsene: "Well, I was picking my nose at the time and took my eyes off of the game!.....but I would just like to thank my players for performing well, Henry got 2 well taken goals and was my man of the match!"

Interviewer:"Even though he was sent off?"

Arsene: "Remember, I was picking my nose at the time so I didn't see the incident!"

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An arsenal player was hurt today due to a coin stricking him in the willy, he's out for two weeks.

Interviewer: "Well Arsene good game today, you performed well!"

Arsene:"Yes I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"

Interviewer:"Do you agree the incident today spoiled the game? He did bring it on himself though by making signals to his own supporters!"

Arsene: "Yes it did ruin the game. He did bring it on himself and the club will be fining him £20,000,000,. Aslong as he turns up for training tomorrow I will foget about it."

Interviewer:"Hes out for two weeks!"

Arsene: "Well he can foget about that new car deal with Skoda! and that boot deal with GOLA.....but, again I would like to thank all my players for a good performance!"

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Arsene Wenger was tackeled by one of his own players today, which was a sending off offence, and will be in crutches for atleast a month!

Interviewer:"Are you OK Arsene?"

Arsene:"I am very well. I didn't see the incident so I do not know which player to put on the transfer list."

Interviewer (he whispers into his ear): "It was a tackel from behind Arsene, no one would of seen him coming"........ (theres a pause).

Arsene:"So what are you suggesting?"

Interviewer (he whispers into his ear, again):"So you don't have to make excuses this time, unless your telling the truth?"

Arsene:"Sorry, I get used to saying that so much, i didn't realise it was actually the truth?"

Interviewer (takes a deep breath): "So Arsene, what did you think of the performance?"

Arsene: "Well, it was very good as usually. But i didn't see the incident so I............"

Interviewer (whispers in his ear again):" NO. Your supposed to say your other saying now"

Arsene:"Oh, I would like to thank all my players for another good performance!"

Interviewer: "Well done Arsene, thank you, and I hope you get better soon............phew!"

Arsene goes of into the distance holding his leg, repeating his two saying over and over again.
Will he ever get them right? Hopefully we will find out soon!!!!!!!!!

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Cheers for reading my discussion and I look forward to reading your replys!
Sun 03/02/02 at 20:35
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Hey, actually it might be a good idea if he lost his glasses and played alogside van Nistelrooy. Maybe then another Man Utd player might score some goals and stop them depending on van Nistelrooy to keep winning them matches!!!
Sun 03/02/02 at 20:32
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Shut up lodge and stop dissin Arsene Wenger!

I'm sure all you Gooners out there will agree with me that he is perhaps one of the best gaffers Arsenal has ever had.

Anyway, you can talk, at least Arsene Wenger doesn't drink so much whiskey that it turns his nose red, and makes his head grow so much that you can see him from the moon!!! like Alex Ferguson does.

And, doesn't Alex Ferguson where glasses anyway?! If he took them off in the middle of the game he'd be playing alongside Ruud van Nistelrooy upfront, instead of sitting on the touchline taking swigs from a Lucozade bottle which is blatantly full of Scotch Whisky, and not water!!
(Okay, maybe watered down Whiskey then!!)

Anyway, Wenger is a better manager than Alex Ferguson is and ever will be. O yeah, I forgot, he's retiring at the end of the season to live in some tropical paradise and kill himself by gulping down numerous amounts of Whiskey everyday!!!

SO SHUT UP AND STOP DISSIN ARSENE WENGER LODGE!!
Sun 03/02/02 at 14:55
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Or Shaun Goater!!!!!!!!!!

*start chanting "feed the goat and he will score"*
Sat 02/02/02 at 21:37
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Scott Giles wrote:
His face is enough for
> a Referee to send Keown off! :D


hate to see what would happen to luke chadwick then
Sat 02/02/02 at 14:16
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I think Keown needs to calm down a bit as he won't get into the England squad if he keeps giving away Free Kicks and getting sent off.

His face is enough for a Referee to send Keown off! :D
Sat 02/02/02 at 14:15
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Arsenal have a good squad its just some of there players need to calm down a bit, Veira was making awful challenges when he started, but look at him now hes battling for the ball and never stops.

He is World Class player, Henry dosen't really lose his rag that much, which is good for them as he is their star striker.
Fri 01/02/02 at 22:44
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Also in the press last week, Arsene Wenger was trying to explain the fact that Arsenal have received 43 red cards under wenger down to the fact that the pitch at Highbury is too narrow!

When they move to their new stadium, they just might find its because they've got a bunch of ill-disciplined thugs on their squad
Fri 01/02/02 at 17:51
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But it's true though!! He 'didn't see anything wrong' with Vieira's blatant handball against West Ham, just before x-mas!! Even after a video replay!!!
Thu 31/01/02 at 18:55
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hehe good funny post
Thu 31/01/02 at 18:31
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He ignores everything EVERY SINGLE YEAR!! It really does annoy me, especially when people call him a good manager! You can't be a good gaffer if you don't even admit to your own teams mistakes!!

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