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"A truly terrible poem I made up in 30 seconds. (awful)"

Excuse me I just had to get it out. It is rank like Sada. It is also several months late. I am a fool. It could easily have been written by Shigsy, though most probably Yamamuchi or Ken Lobb as only they would be evil enough to inflict this crap on the world.


What is this life without our Rare?
We have no time to stand and stare
At perfect dark and donkey kong
All of these have all but gone
Like a silent mouse on a silent night
Like a deadly bullet from a farsight (terrible. Truly terrible)
What is this life without our Rare
We have no time to stand and stare.



*runs away for fear of a mob*

Like your "I'm just Delia from the Block"
Genius.

Stand back people prepare to be blowen away by this poem.

There was a man from Wales,
Who had eighty two tails,
They got tied in a knot,
And they started to rot,
He laugh downed ginger ales.

that poem is truely terrible.

Was this man on the moon Bin Laden?
Or Sharon. She's a right dab hand washing the plates. With ARIEL (oh how funny I am not)

I have a poem.

David Gibbon is a simian
Who doesnt know anything
And so to the Beeb
I will send my CV
And thus i will steal his job.

Its crap, but so i david gibbon.

i know a better poem (or two) even though it (or they) is (or are) still bad.

There once was a man on the moon
Who terrorised people with a spoon
But when it was took
He made a quick look
Before Dancing away like a goon

There once was a robot called Max
Who tried to send something by Fax
But something was wrong
The fax was too long
So he haced it to pieces with an axe.


I made them up when I was 9 years old, I never forgot them.

It's ok, at least you bothered to post in my topic, unlike SOME PEOPLE I know.

Sorry. *plots revenge*

Thanks for pointing out something I already knew.

By the way Nintendo own DK.