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"A truly terrible poem I made up in 30 seconds. (awful)"

Excuse me I just had to get it out. It is rank like Sada. It is also several months late. I am a fool. It could easily have been written by Shigsy, though most probably Yamamuchi or Ken Lobb as only they would be evil enough to inflict this crap on the world.


What is this life without our Rare?
We have no time to stand and stare
At perfect dark and donkey kong
All of these have all but gone
Like a silent mouse on a silent night
Like a deadly bullet from a farsight (terrible. Truly terrible)
What is this life without our Rare
We have no time to stand and stare.



*runs away for fear of a mob*

cookie monster wrote:
> I have a poem.
>
> David Gibbon is a simian
> Who doesnt know anything
> And so to the Beeb
> I will send my CV
> And thus i will steal his job.
>
> Its crap, but so i david gibbon.

LMAO! Superb!

Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> froots wrote:
> JBH is trying to become a regular. He cannot hide that fact from me.
>
> Shhhhhh they must not find out my secret misssion. I still need seven
> hundred words. So Gerrid informs me, but I think he is misinformed.

you need 480 something words. the gerrid is mad with passion in this regard. forgive him.

He just sits there, struggling to breath.

I can't wait to eat that monkey.

I hope that's shepard's pie in my knickers

froots wrote:
> JBH is trying to become a regular. He cannot hide that fact from me.

Shhhhhh they must not find out my secret misssion. I still need seven hundred words. So Gerrid informs me, but I think he is misinformed.

Do your happy dance Mojo

He is also jealous. Of me!

"Worser"?

JBH is trying to become a regular. He cannot hide that fact from me.

Jealous!