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"A truly terrible poem I made up in 30 seconds. (awful)"

Excuse me I just had to get it out. It is rank like Sada. It is also several months late. I am a fool. It could easily have been written by Shigsy, though most probably Yamamuchi or Ken Lobb as only they would be evil enough to inflict this crap on the world.


What is this life without our Rare?
We have no time to stand and stare
At perfect dark and donkey kong
All of these have all but gone
Like a silent mouse on a silent night
Like a deadly bullet from a farsight (terrible. Truly terrible)
What is this life without our Rare
We have no time to stand and stare.



*runs away for fear of a mob*

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Actually, only two people wrote the song.



Me being the other


*looks smug*

Ours was indeed better, and took less time to write too...

*Ner ner ner ner ner*

Who liked my poem?

Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Is the window cleaner Tony?

Edna Krabopoly?
Galipolopily

Huh!

*Tells window cleaner*

Hahahaha!

Is the window cleaner Tony?

Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Yes but you see, the window cleaner song was a song. And took three
> people possibly a long time to write. Whereas this took a very short
> amount by one person.

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Actually, only two people wrote the song. We wrote it without the permission of the window cleaner, 'cos we're sneaky like that.

Yes but you see, the window cleaner song was a song. And took three people possibly a long time to write. Whereas this took a very short amount by one person.

This poem pales in comparison to "The Window Cleaner Song". Whoever wrote that was a genius.

Well, my level of english is far higher.

HA!

When i say higher, i mean lower.

There was a man called Fred
Who did terrible things in bed
he played with this,
and played with that,
and then he ate his cat.

That was great!

Yes, exactly like that.