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"Sodding teachers. Part 2."

Gah, another cack day today. Here's how it went:

Some git took my pencil case and snapped everything in it, so in revenge, I took his bag and flushed it down the toilet with all his books (but not before removing his pencil case, which is now mine :D).

And then during lunch. I was talking and backed up into one of the larger teachers, who just happened to be carrying a tray with food on. No, before you ask, I didn't spill the food down him. Hell, it hardy even moved. However, after bellowing a rather (what I deemed) offensive remark, I replied with "Sorry" in a sarcastic tone. He made go to his office whilst he slowly walked up the stairs, his jelly legs carrying him every inch of the way. So, he basically had a go at me for being neglegant (and I denied that - he would say that, being a law teacher) and I basically said that I was standing up for myself and not letting ignorant teachers push me around. That really annoyed him, but luckily, my RE teacher was around to bail me out. She basically stood up for me, saying that I am a good student (meh). The angry teacher then told me to basically clear off, and I had a smug look on my face.

I thanked my RE teacher later, course.

Ah, annoying teachers, that's three this week. I really am becoming a rebel :D

Fuzzy wrote:
> Tyler Durden wrote:
> How odd. Yet so convincingly true :D
>
> Mwhaha! My insane ramblings were understood! First, Tyler, next, the
> world!
>
> One down, 6.7 billion to go!

Heh heh. Heh heh. Heh heh.

It's practically a registered trademark now. The "Heh heh. Heh heh. Heh heh", that is.

Fuzzy wrote:
> Tyler Durden wrote:
> Fuzzy wrote:
> You're there till 7?
>
> I was referring to when you leave on Friday at 1pm.
>
> Listen! Hehe.
>
> Mwaha!
>
> An how do ya know I leave at 1?

You said earlier in the topic!

Geez. You people are mental...

Did you know that there are 6.7 million jehovah's witnesses in the world? Think anout it.

Tyler Durden wrote:
> How odd. Yet so convincingly true :D

Mwhaha! My insane ramblings were understood! First, Tyler, next, the world!

One down, 6.7 billion to go!

Fuzzy wrote:
> I discovered that Mrs Allison is actually, when translated in my
> language, means 'apocalyptic demon of hell nasty nasty why is she
> alive'.
>
> Would you look at that :D

How odd. Yet so convincingly true :D

This girl in my year hit a teacher, weird girl.

froots wrote:
> Not a very good stamp, but a 'very good' stamp, if that makes sense.
> It was a stamp with the words very good on it. Yey!

Yay! (or yey, as you say - how odd) Someone's mastered the art of punctuation. Eh mate?

I discovered that Mrs Allison is actually, when translated in my language, means 'apocalyptic demon of hell nasty nasty why is she alive'.

Would you look at that :D

I learn things at school, for example, today I learned why V Graham Norton is called just that.

Good work, Flux. You better post more of your incidents at school so that we can all have a decent laugh. The more rebellious the post, the more people will read so I guess tomorrow, you'll have to smash a teacher in the face while taking a dump on that bloke whose bag you flushed... :P

Later people, I have to go now.

*Unbeliever swaggers out of the forums content with the good advice he's given - Dear Deidre will be out of a job at this rate*