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"Hey, doughnut!"

I'm bored.

Kick me in the sack, won't ya?

:)

Lol very amusing

*DM phsycoticly looks at both slave and unbeleiver thinking of his next attack*

*Unbeliever is violently throwing up last nights vindaloo. The images of Bill Gates having sex in a geeky/nerdy fashion were obviously too much for his already fragile state of mind. This might have send him over the edge...but not before he howls a bloodcurdling wail of despair at the mental anguish that has been inflicted upon his person by DM*

*Unbeliever falls to the floor and, akin to Willem Defoe in Platoon, holds his hands up to the sky - he is clearly tormented by the nightmare visions of Gates playing with sex toys. Vowing swift and lethal revenge, he begins to plot Slave and DM's downfall*

*in true clown style dm throws a custard pie right into slavunits face*

I guess that's why He stabbed himself in the head ;p

Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> either that or he's seen Bill Gates having sex :p

Now that is sick! Happy as I am to let the youth of this site see carnage and mutilation, that kind of imagery is plainly unacceptable.

*slave picks up the wood from erlier and swings. it clouts doughnut with one end and unbeliever with the other in a moment of true comedy genius!*

Unbeliever wrote:
> Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> *dm dies but ressurects himelf and returns as a zombie to mutilate
> slave*
>
> Like a Feeder Zombie?
>
> God, I'm bored. Look at us kicking the seven bells out of each other
> because there's nowt better to do.
>
> *Sigh*
>
> *Unbeliever produces a knife from his cloak and embeds it in his OWN
> head. He is clearly insane*

either that or he's seen Bill Gates having sex :p

Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> *dm dies but ressurects himelf and returns as a zombie to mutilate
> slave*

Like a Feeder Zombie?

God, I'm bored. Look at us kicking the seven bells out of each other because there's nowt better to do.

*Sigh*

*Unbeliever produces a knife from his cloak and embeds it in his OWN head. He is clearly insane*

*dm dies but ressurects himelf and returns as a zombie to mutilate slave*

*'Mmm! Mahogany!' slave says as he sticks his tongue out to recieve the smack. Lying on the floor with a bleeding nose, slave savours the taste before leaping up as if it never happened. With a slightly psychotic look, slave produces a petrol lawnmower from his person, starts it up, lifts it into the air and crams the spinning metal blade into doughnuts face.*

*Unbeliever saunters in, witnesses the fight and grab DM and Slave's heads before knocking them together*

*Again and agin*

*dm cringes in pain but lets the lovely ladies finish first before hammeing slave with a 10 x 4plank of wood* sucker!!!! :p