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"Hey, doughnut!"

I'm bored.

Kick me in the sack, won't ya?

:)

don't laugh, or i'll take yer admin privs ;p

Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> I'm at college and there ain't much to do as my forums have gone down

hehe!

I'm at college and there ain't much to do as my forums have gone down

Well, my eye hurts. Not much, really. I'm at work at the moment but there's not much to do.

Fine thanx and you? * DM pokes unbeliever in the eyes with his fingers*

Doughnut Monster© wrote:
> *DM frowns* "Idiot" *DM mutters a few words of abuse at
> unbeliever* "stupid little $^$*** @~@$^&"


Heh! The boredom will kill me first, mate. Anyway, how's it going?

Ahem. I didn't realise that my post just then was full of double-entendres!

*sniggers at his own post*

*DM frowns* "Idiot" *DM mutters a few words of abuse at unbeliever* "stupid little $^$*** @~@$^&"

Unbeliever wrote:
> *Far above, Unbeliever's aptly named "Staff of Disbelief"
> glows...It pulsates and vibrates, it shimmers and vibrates. Suddenly a
> beam shoots downwards. There is a sudden loud rending sound and Unbeliever
> appears clutching his Staffin his strong fingers.

*sniggers*

*Far above, Unbeliever's aptly named "Staff of Disbelief" glows...It pulsates and vibrates, it shimmers and vibrates. Suddenly a beam of pure light shoots downwards, the light so bright that it even eclipses sunlight. There is a sudden loud rending sound and Unbeliever appears clutching his Staffin his strong fingers. But what's this? Unbeliever is no longer his former self - he had been remade into a warrior, the likes of which the earth has never witnessed before. Plate scale-like armour covers every part of him and he flies forward in a manner that suggest he was born to rule. Surveying the world beneath him, he sneers...it is a guttural sound that echoes across mountains and whips the oceans into a gigantic tsunami. Unbeliever is back and even more powerful than ever. Using the "Staff of Disbelief" he resurrects DM. DM's memories come flooding back and he leaps up into the sky to do battle but Unbeliever laugh at him - "KNOW THIS!" he utter in a thunderous voice, "I HAVE SPARED YOU AND GIVEN YOU A NEW LEASE OF LIFE TO SERVE ME. WE SHALL POUR SCORN AND DERISION UPON UNSUSPECTING NEWBIES, WE SHALL LAUGH AT THE HEAVENS, WE WILL INFLICT JUSTICE UPON THE EVIL, WRONGDOERS OF SOCIETY AND AID THE WEAK. WE WILL HELP THE NEEDY AND ULTIMATELY, TURN THESE FORUMS INTO SOMETHING HARKENING BACK TO THE GLORY DAYS. HEAR ME AND OBEY, DM."*

*DM nods in silence - there is a look of fervent devotion in his eyes as if he's seen the light for the very first time. "I SHALL DO AS YOU BID, UNBELIEVER," he roars, and sets off into the night looking for other members strong enough to join his elite society of warriors.*