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"Hey, doughnut!"

I'm bored.

Kick me in the sack, won't ya?

:)

arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh *dm punches slave in the goolies again*

Oooh! Ya cheeky beggar!

slave gives doughnut a chinese burn.

*DM comes back to life and smacks slave in the goolies*

Dissapointed that everyone is dead without a real fight, slave heads off to the other topics....

cheers DM and unbeliever, highlight of my day.

(No, really. it's such a boring day today!)

*Slave, seeing the approaching unbeliever with his staff, hides in the single bush in the middle of a plain. unbeliever wanders past, looking furious that slave is nowhere to be seen. he hears a rustle and whips around a moment too late. slave has a shotgun aimed at unbelievers face.

'Go on! you wanna use your staff on me?'

'I'll, I'll...'

'Go on!'

Stalemate.

A toaster pops.

Ubbelievers head is blown clean off of his shoulders and flies into the distance. Slave grabs the staff and cramd it up the headless corpse's nostril.*

*DM somehow re-sews himself back together and with on last desperate effort DM whips out a a fuel packed rocked, ties unbeleiver to it and lights the fuse, Unbeleiver shoots of into the sky and explods into tiny weenie pieces over the Atlantic ocean, but the energy of the rockets take of weakened dm's sticthes thus resulting in DM's death*

*Eyes burning like glowing embers, Unbeliever whirls around and find DM lurking behind him with a lopsided grin on his face. Unbeliever breaks out into a big smile but it's all a ruse...again. yelling something intelligible, he jumps up and strikes DM on top of his head with the fabled "Staff of Disbelief". DM clearly can't believe it - once again he has been bested by the power of Unbeliever's staff! With a faint sign, DM sink to the ground and his death rattles rasps in his throat*

lol *DM sews himself together and heads of after the schreeching madman, on the way dm get's hit by several cars, a forklift truck but manages to survive the lot despite all his lims being held together by a thread. DM knocks over slave on the way past but runs back to beat slave up before continuing the chase*

Ha! Lulling you into a false sense of security was my ultimate plan!

*Leaping up like a madman possessed by Beezlebub, Unbeliever pulls out his "Staff of Disbelief" - so named because no-one can believe the amount of damage it inflicts upon his unsuspecting opponents. Spinning it like a whirling dervish he scores a rapid succession of hits around DM's body. No part of his body is left exposed as Unbeliever goes on a reckless rampage breaking bones and hewing limbs. When he stops, DM is in pieces. Unbeliever picks up DM's eyeball that is rolling away and screams at it, "DO YOU SEE THE POWER OF MY STAFF? Slave, I'm coming for you!"*

*Wailing like a banshee, Unbeliever bounds off into the night, searching for Slave*

muah ha ha ha ha
casts mindtrick spell
*holds up 3 flash cards*
*shows flash cards*

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