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"Northeners (No offence)"

One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.

As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.

The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.

He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.

Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.

He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."

The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,

"Young Man United fan saves young family."

The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."

"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."

"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.

"What do you mean?" said the reporter.

"I live in Liverpool", said the man.

"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :

"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"

2 Irish farmers decide to buy two pigs. One farmer said to the other,
"If the pigs share a stye, it'll save space"
The other farmer agree's but points out they won't know who's pig is who's
"I know"
said for first farmer
"Ill cut one of the ears off my pig, you can have the one with 2 years"
Later that night the pigs get into a fight, the pig with 2 years loses an ear
the next day the farmers come to see their pigs
"oh no! How are we s'posed to tell now?"
The first farmer decides to cut the other ear off his pig
later that night the pigs get into another fight. the other pig loses its last ear
later the farmers come to see his pigs
"oh no!! what will we do now?" said the first farmer
"I know" said the second farmer
"I'll have the white one, and you have the black"

Is (s)he one of those creepy 'new age' people who wear cloaks and have white hair and talk really slowly? One of those runs the local toyshop in my village, the kids are scared to go in!

Isn't your name Lorraine, Larrykins?

I'm a Villa fan.


Larrykins is a girl, not a boy.

Split the name "Larry" - "Kins"

Larry is a fellers name and God only knows what "kins" is!

As disturbing as it may seem, she is actually female.

Im a girl....honestly

To be honest I'd rather not say... you may kidnap me

Kyz22 wrote:
> Is Larrykins another heshe ?

What do YOU think?

Foreman wrote:
> Do you like football Larykins?
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> If so, who do you support?
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> Just curious

Yup, I like football....dun actually support anyone though...you??