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One day a man was walking through a park in Manchester, when he saw a young mother pushing her pram.
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
As he passed her, a big alsatian dog jumped over a hedge, dived into the
pram, and grabbed the young woman's distraught baby.
The man realised quickly what was happening and jumped on top of the dog.
He wrestled the baby free and then killed the dog.He then picked up the baby and gave it back to the mother.
Another man who was sitting on a park bench nearby, had seen what had taken place, and came over to the man who had saved the baby.
He said, "That was amazing. I work for the local paper and I would like to do an article on you and what has happened."
The man smiled and replied, "Yes, that'll be great." The reporter started writing,
"Young Man United fan saves young family."
The man interrupted him, "I'm not a Man United fan."
"Oh I'm sorry", replied the reporter, "Man City Fan saves young
family."
"I'm not a Man City fan either", replied the man.
"What do you mean?" said the reporter.
"I live in Liverpool", said the man.
"Oh", said the reporter, "in that case". He started writing again :
"Scouse b*****d kills family pet"
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:-D Anything for you ;-)
Kyz22 wrote:
> Larrykins, oh Larrykins
> I don't think you smell like the bins
> You are simply the best
> And have a womanly chest
> Gooooooooooooooooo Larrykins
>
> (If that isn't appreciation I dunno what is!)
Awwww bless ya...sooo cute =P
Obviously you haven't been speakin' to anyone i know about my chest though...
almost right
well done =P
*gives you a smiley......face*
> Larrykins, oh Larrykins
> I don't think you smell like the bins
> You are simply the best
> And have a womanly chest
> Gooooooooooooooooo Larrykins
>
> (If that isn't appreciation I dunno what is!)
Awwww bless ya...sooo cute =P
Obviously you haven't been speakin' to anyone i know about my chest though...
almost right
well done =P
*gives you a smiley......face*
Larrykins, oh Larrykins
I don't think you smell like the bins
You are simply the best
And have a womanly chest
Gooooooooooooooooo Larrykins
(If that isn't appreciation I dunno what is!)
I don't think you smell like the bins
You are simply the best
And have a womanly chest
Gooooooooooooooooo Larrykins
(If that isn't appreciation I dunno what is!)
Oakey, you know the internet has sites FULL of that stuff, you dont need to wait for your mates to forward you it ;-)
OakeyDokey wrote:
> Heard it but it is a classic and as a liverpool fan im highly offended
> and intend reporting this thread and its contents....
>
> Only joking tis cool joke almost as good as that e-mail of different
> clubs (the one with naked chicks with painted bodies except liverpool
> with a load of arfo scousers)
Thank you =P
Im glad SOMEONE around here appreciates me....
> Heard it but it is a classic and as a liverpool fan im highly offended
> and intend reporting this thread and its contents....
>
> Only joking tis cool joke almost as good as that e-mail of different
> clubs (the one with naked chicks with painted bodies except liverpool
> with a load of arfo scousers)
Thank you =P
Im glad SOMEONE around here appreciates me....
Heard it but it is a classic and as a liverpool fan im highly offended and intend reporting this thread and its contents....
Only joking tis cool joke almost as good as that e-mail of different clubs (the one with naked chicks with painted bodies except liverpool with a load of arfo scousers)
Only joking tis cool joke almost as good as that e-mail of different clubs (the one with naked chicks with painted bodies except liverpool with a load of arfo scousers)
Larrykins wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> You have to make fun of the people with green writing :-D
>
>
> Charming, I voted you my fav member of the forums because of the
> things you post and this is the thanks I get....=P
I said "people" and you are the only staff newbie with that shade of green for your name so you aren't people! I obviously meant notables...
> Kyz22 wrote:
> You have to make fun of the people with green writing :-D
>
>
> Charming, I voted you my fav member of the forums because of the
> things you post and this is the thanks I get....=P
I said "people" and you are the only staff newbie with that shade of green for your name so you aren't people! I obviously meant notables...
Kyz22 wrote:
> You have to make fun of the people with green writing :-D
Charming, I voted you my fav member of the forums because of the things you post and this is the thanks I get....=P
> You have to make fun of the people with green writing :-D
Charming, I voted you my fav member of the forums because of the things you post and this is the thanks I get....=P
a37 wrote:
> how do i wi please tell me please
there are ruiles that are easily accessable on www.gameaday.com - winning isn't easy, however.
> how do i wi please tell me please
there are ruiles that are easily accessable on www.gameaday.com - winning isn't easy, however.
I'm off with my mates now...cya
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