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"My lips are NOT food."

I'm posting this because I have a sore bottom-lip. That's not the point though; it's HOW I got it.

I was in town (In Liverpool; a few might of you might know it), was in a club, dancind, drinking, eyeing up the ladies, etc etc.

After a while though, this bird* starts dancing with me; so I'm thinking "Fair enough, you're fit", and duely repay the compliment.

So it gets down to a bit of hows-your-father (this is with a pint in my hand), and everytime we were kissin', she bit my bottom lip...all the time.

It's all bruised now 'n' everything...

Dark Mark is almost as crazy as a sheep.
Yes, that's right, a sheep.

Starlights Ego wrote:

What did she just yank at them or something?

Maybe she was just THAT bad.
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Nah, she didn't yank at it. It was morelike a "I'm horny, yet don't realise how much this is hurting you" thing. She wasn't literally trying to bite it off. Made me realise I was there though.

What did she just yank at them or something?

Maybe she was just THAT bad.

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Lol.
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> Mark: Possible the stupidest, yet meaningest-wellest person on SR.

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Although possibly *sniggers at possible* not as stupid as you.

HA!

Lol.

Mark: Possible the stupidest, yet meaningest-wellest person on SR.

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> ...and she was fit. Men SO are not fit.

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It's true! Soon members of the Math club will be attaching themselves to your underbelly for transportation!

*cries*

Climax wrote:

She was actually biting your lower lip? You sure she is not a he?
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Well, unless he had surgery for "those things" on his chest, then I think not ;)

...and she was fit. Men SO are not fit.

Climax wrote:
> She was actually biting your lower lip? You sure she is not a he?

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*runs faster*

She was actually biting your lower lip? You sure she is not a he?

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> (That girl, if you're watching; I WILL hunt you down.)

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*looks nervous, then scarpers*