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"My lips are NOT food."

I'm posting this because I have a sore bottom-lip. That's not the point though; it's HOW I got it.

I was in town (In Liverpool; a few might of you might know it), was in a club, dancind, drinking, eyeing up the ladies, etc etc.

After a while though, this bird* starts dancing with me; so I'm thinking "Fair enough, you're fit", and duely repay the compliment.

So it gets down to a bit of hows-your-father (this is with a pint in my hand), and everytime we were kissin', she bit my bottom lip...all the time.

It's all bruised now 'n' everything...

sorry about the double post

Expletive Deleted wrote:
>
> If I bite someone who bites me back though; and, let's say, she's
> really ugly, she'd see it as a come-on, and stick on to me.
>
> And I do NOT want that.

if shes ugly a part of your brain will trigger off certain chemicals that increase awareness of uglyness protecting you from bad one night stands. Some call this a minger alarm :D

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Alexj17 wrote:
>
> you should neck every girl in there and who ever bites you bite her
> back.
> ------------ (..and by the way; sorry for quoting everything, but my
> messages keep going to the wrong people.)
> SO...
>
> ------------
>
> If I bite someone who bites me back though; and, let's say, she's
> really ugly, she'd see it as a come-on, and stick on to me.
>
> And I do NOT want that.

if shes ulgy then you really shouldn't neck her in the first place

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Alexj17 wrote:
>
> you should neck every girl in there and who ever bites you bite her
> back.
> ------------ (..and by the way; sorry for quoting everything, but my
> messages keep going to the wrong people.)
> SO...
>
> ------------
>
> If I bite someone who bites me back though; and, let's say, she's
> really ugly, she'd see it as a come-on, and stick on to me.
>
> And I do NOT want that.

if shes ulgy then you really shouldn't neck her in the first place

Grix Thraves wrote:

I do actually eat my lips.
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Save 'em for someone else; you know, in an emergency situation...

;)

I do actually eat my lips.

Alexj17 wrote:

you should neck every girl in there and who ever bites you bite her back.
------------ (..and by the way; sorry for quoting everything, but my messages keep going to the wrong people.)
SO...

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If I bite someone who bites me back though; and, let's say, she's really ugly, she'd see it as a come-on, and stick on to me.

And I do NOT want that.

you should neck every girl in there and who ever bites you bite her back.

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> And Mark; I wasn't "that" guy; but I did see you getting
> with a grandfather called Zac...

*

Zack Dingle?

Nicely!

Starlight wrote:

You wasn't eating Marmite before hand was you? :)
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*Canned laughter*

;)