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"My lips are NOT food."

I'm posting this because I have a sore bottom-lip. That's not the point though; it's HOW I got it.

I was in town (In Liverpool; a few might of you might know it), was in a club, dancind, drinking, eyeing up the ladies, etc etc.

After a while though, this bird* starts dancing with me; so I'm thinking "Fair enough, you're fit", and duely repay the compliment.

So it gets down to a bit of hows-your-father (this is with a pint in my hand), and everytime we were kissin', she bit my bottom lip...all the time.

It's all bruised now 'n' everything...

Maybe it was like that advert.

You wasn't eating Marmite before hand was you? :)

Shadow Knight wrote:

thats if it is a her hehehehehe JK
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Dude, you made youself funny. This part just took you down another notch.

And Mark; I wasn't "that" guy; but I did see you getting with a grandfather called Zac...

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> And that's what she's gonna get when I see her next time...

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You'll never see me again!

I mean, her. Her again.

Look!

Run!

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Shadow Knight wrote:
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> next time you see her bite her lips, all four of them :D
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> You sir, get the "Thumbs up" award :D
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> And that's what she's gonna get when I see her next time...

thats if it is a her hehehehehe JK

Shadow Knight wrote:

next time you see her bite her lips, all four of them :D
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You sir, get the "Thumbs up" award :D

And that's what she's gonna get when I see her next time...

next time you see her bite her lips, all four of them :D

lol

where were you ???

what club?

It ain't my fault if she wanted it.

Picture the Justin Timberlike video - Cry Me A River.

THAT woman at the end, gettin' into him. That's what this girl was doing.

You knew what this was.

*narrows eyes*

Thats those typical scouse women, my bird was like that but ive trained her to keep her mouth elsewhere