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Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.
Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.
What's yours?
they want a foul mouthed drummer with
> the sophistication of an orangutang.
Which is where Goaty here comes in... Mr. Smash Fase Wiv Stik himself :-D
> Yuk! Your mind is effin minging, Rasta.
Duh, I'm a 13 year old male, wahdda ya expect?
See, women say they want a 90s man "in touch with his feelings", but after a month of some nonce that cries all the time and reads poetry, they want a foul mouthed drummer with the sophistication of an orangutang.
> Nah, I've got a couple of videos on how to do that.
Nicked from your year 6 sex ed lessons no doubt...
:-D
> Nah, I've got a couple of videos on how to do that.
u should let agant under fire borrow them, lol, he needs to lighten up!
slik ~_~
> Eugh, I read about that in the paper.
Goatboy has gone very quiet. Probably
> legged it to Poland for some cheap cosmetic surgery.
Heheheh. He's reading up on how to feed himself breastmilk I think... :-D
> Eugh, I read about that in the paper.
Goatboy has gone very quiet. Probably
> legged it to Poland for some cheap cosmetic surgery.
I popped to the loo quickly.