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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I'll act like one if you want me too.

SLIPKNOT RULE!!!!
> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YAHHHHHHHH,
> Authority bites!!! *goes off and sulks in his hoody*

Better?

not really, just be yourself.
slik ~_~

I'll act like one if you want me too.

SLIPKNOT RULE!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YAHHHHHHHH, Authority bites!!! *goes off and sulks in his hoody*

Better?

I'm trying to say I wished I was a woman, as I did from the start with my "staying at home" comment.

*sigh*
I'm bored, hence my continuation of this thread.

I've been the dominant monkey, then the willing receipient of jokes at my expense, then swung round to the "Actually I'm a nice guy" angle.
All that remains is a fumbled grope on the dancefloor at 2am with "Lady in Red" playing.

However, I am spoken for and have taken great delight in this verbal sparring with slight attraction undertones.

How old are you, seeing as you cast aspersions on my age.

Tallulah wrote:
I
> thought you were supposed to be 13?

I am.

I'm doing the 'Nt version of hanging behind the bike sheds tryin' to look 'ard when anyone passes then going back to talking in a camp voice when they're gone :-D

Goatboy wrote:
> hur hur

See, though I may be a "patronising t**t", you keep coming
> back to this chat to see my responses.

Is it that I am a complete chimp with
> the sexual sophistication of a baboon, or that I'm intelligent and quick witted,
> passing the afternoon in the net-version of tugging hair and running away to
> laugh behind the wall?

Hell, even I don't know sometimes.


And you keep coming back to see my responses. What you trying to say to me?

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Tallulah wrote:
Sorry to shatter all dreams of a possible fantasy coming true,
> but Im
> not into women!

Damn.

I thought you were supposed to be 13?

hur hur

See, though I may be a "patronising tart", you keep coming back to this chat to see my responses.

Is it that I am a complete chimp with the sexual sophistication of a baboon, or that I'm intelligent and quick witted, passing the afternoon in the net-version of tugging hair and running away to laugh behind the wall?

Hell, even I don't know sometimes.

Tallulah wrote:
Sorry to shatter all dreams of a possible fantasy coming true, but Im
> not into women!

Damn.

Oh please.............