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After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.
Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.
Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.
What's yours?
Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.
Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.
What's yours?
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Tallulah wrote:
> Hang on, I've just seen the 'more attractive bit'.
Mate, I am simply spanking
> gorgeous, but you'll never ever get to see me. Life is sweet.
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You couldn't hold a candle to my girlfriend, no offence.
At best, you'd be an imitation.
But that doesn't stop us from pretending we hate each other.
Now I'm off home but I'll be here again in 30 mins.
> Hang on, I've just seen the 'more attractive bit'.
Mate, I am simply spanking
> gorgeous, but you'll never ever get to see me. Life is sweet.
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You couldn't hold a candle to my girlfriend, no offence.
At best, you'd be an imitation.
But that doesn't stop us from pretending we hate each other.
Now I'm off home but I'll be here again in 30 mins.
You can't do it can you?
You can't tear yourself away, but that;s ok.
Admit it, you laughed more than once, despite your best efforts to keep a straight face.
And if you want a point of reference, think of Brodie from Mallrats for who I'm like.
Arrogant, boorish and crude. But there's a twinkle in my eye and a swagger in my step that just does something to ya..
heh heh
It's been fun lady, see you on Monday.
You can't tear yourself away, but that;s ok.
Admit it, you laughed more than once, despite your best efforts to keep a straight face.
And if you want a point of reference, think of Brodie from Mallrats for who I'm like.
Arrogant, boorish and crude. But there's a twinkle in my eye and a swagger in my step that just does something to ya..
heh heh
It's been fun lady, see you on Monday.
There there Goaty, this'll comfort you.
*Hands Goaty an Inflate-a-Date*
Have fun... Oh, and don't forget this *Hands Goaty a puncture repair kit*
:-D
*Hands Goaty an Inflate-a-Date*
Have fun... Oh, and don't forget this *Hands Goaty a puncture repair kit*
:-D
It's ok Tallulah,we won't tell anyone else about your strange attraction to a person that made you seethe with anger, then confused, then smiling against your will with his inane postings.
If you were older and more attractive, and I was single then maybe, just maybe....
As it is, we'll pretend we hate each other and disguise our rampant desire with barbed comments and insults.
Have a nice weekend and try to not think too much about me.
Sod off.
So long.
If you were older and more attractive, and I was single then maybe, just maybe....
As it is, we'll pretend we hate each other and disguise our rampant desire with barbed comments and insults.
Have a nice weekend and try to not think too much about me.
Sod off.
So long.
Tallulah wrote:
Btw, 22.
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*Chuckles to himself*
Boom! There you go.
It's ok Tallulah,we won't tell anyone else about your strange attraction to a person that made you seethe with anger, then confused, then smiling against your will with his inane postings.
If you were older and more attractive, and I was single then maybe, just maybe....
As it is, we'll pretend we hate each other and disguise our rampant desire with barbed comments and insults.
Have a nice weekend and try to not think too much about me.
Btw, 22.
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*Chuckles to himself*
Boom! There you go.
It's ok Tallulah,we won't tell anyone else about your strange attraction to a person that made you seethe with anger, then confused, then smiling against your will with his inane postings.
If you were older and more attractive, and I was single then maybe, just maybe....
As it is, we'll pretend we hate each other and disguise our rampant desire with barbed comments and insults.
Have a nice weekend and try to not think too much about me.
$lik wrote:
not really, just be yourself.
slik ~_~
Bah, twas a joke, Slikky
not really, just be yourself.
slik ~_~
Bah, twas a joke, Slikky
Goatboy wrote:
> Ah, over 30 then.
Fair enough.
And I wish you all the best, and thank your
> lucky stars yer fella ain't like me.
Imagine, someone that passed your
> afternoon in a whir of anger at first, then repressed desire, and then apathy as
> her day drew to a close and she drives home wondering about that handsome
> stranger.
Hang on, I havent quite gone yet.
Cheeky sod, I am not over 30, you really know how to charm the laydeez, dont you?
Handsome? A chimp with the sexual sophistication of a baboon? (your words)
Dont have too many wet dreams tonight.
Btw, 22.
> Ah, over 30 then.
Fair enough.
And I wish you all the best, and thank your
> lucky stars yer fella ain't like me.
Imagine, someone that passed your
> afternoon in a whir of anger at first, then repressed desire, and then apathy as
> her day drew to a close and she drives home wondering about that handsome
> stranger.
Hang on, I havent quite gone yet.
Cheeky sod, I am not over 30, you really know how to charm the laydeez, dont you?
Handsome? A chimp with the sexual sophistication of a baboon? (your words)
Dont have too many wet dreams tonight.
Btw, 22.
Ah, over 30 then.
Fair enough.
And I wish you all the best, and thank your lucky stars yer fella ain't like me.
Imagine, someone that passed your afternoon in a whir of anger at first, then repressed desire, and then apathy as her day drew to a close and she drives home wondering about that handsome stranger.
Fair enough.
And I wish you all the best, and thank your lucky stars yer fella ain't like me.
Imagine, someone that passed your afternoon in a whir of anger at first, then repressed desire, and then apathy as her day drew to a close and she drives home wondering about that handsome stranger.
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