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Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.
Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.
What's yours?
You can't tear yourself away, but that;s ok.
Admit it, you laughed more than once, despite your best efforts to keep a straight face.
And if you want a point of reference, think of Brodie from Mallrats for who I'm like.
Arrogant, boorish and crude. But there's a twinkle in my eye and a swagger in my step that just does something to ya..
heh heh
It's been fun lady, see you on Monday.
> Hang on, I've just seen the 'more attractive bit'.
Mate, I am simply spanking
> gorgeous, but you'll never ever get to see me. Life is sweet.
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You couldn't hold a candle to my girlfriend, no offence.
At best, you'd be an imitation.
But that doesn't stop us from pretending we hate each other.
Now I'm off home but I'll be here again in 30 mins.
> Is it safe to come out from under the rock and laugh my head off yet?
Yeah. :-D
*chuckles*
Works every time I tells ya.
Play the chauvenist pig, then make a fool of yourself and then be all sincere.
A winner every time.
And she's driving home smiling to herself at her afternoon of pretending she loathed me.
It's hell being me.
you've come to the wrong place, we'll all beardy types round
> here
heyyyy
It's hell being me.
I bet.