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Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.
Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.
What's yours?
> Yuk! Your mind is effin minging, Rasta.
Duh, I'm a 13 year old male, wahdda ya expect?
they want a foul mouthed drummer with
> the sophistication of an orangutang.
Which is where Goaty here comes in... Mr. Smash Fase Wiv Stik himself :-D
Now, wouldnt you say that statement was quite poetic?
I dont want a drummer or a crying nonce.
(christ lady, you'll blow my act here)
I dont want a drummer or a
> crying nonce.
So you want a women then? Bah, you've come to the wrong place, we'll all beardy types round here sprinkling magic dust and the like...
If I was a chick, I'd go out with women.
Men are full of egotistical posturing that turns into alpha-male buffoonery whenever a female enters their orbit.
Besides, men just look stupid naked.
> They *all* want a woman.
If I was a chick, I'd go out with women.
Men are full
> of egotistical posturing that turns into alpha-male buffoonery whenever a female
> enters their orbit.
Besides, men just look stupid naked.
lol!
> Tallulah wrote:
I dont want a drummer or a
> crying nonce.
So you want
> a women then? Bah, you've come to the wrong place, we'll all beardy types round
> here sprinkling magic dust and the like...
Sorry to shatter all dreams of a possible fantasy coming true, but Im not into women!