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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

You've got me in one.

It's an act, I'm a sensitive soul that would burn the heavens down if his girlfriend asked him to.

I bury it beneath tattoos and heavy sarcasm.

Tallulah wrote:

Sorry to shatter all dreams of a possible fantasy coming true, but Im
> not into women!

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You will be when I play this conversation back later on to myself.

Oh please.............

Tallulah wrote:
Sorry to shatter all dreams of a possible fantasy coming true, but Im
> not into women!

Damn.

hur hur

See, though I may be a "patronising tart", you keep coming back to this chat to see my responses.

Is it that I am a complete chimp with the sexual sophistication of a baboon, or that I'm intelligent and quick witted, passing the afternoon in the net-version of tugging hair and running away to laugh behind the wall?

Hell, even I don't know sometimes.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Tallulah wrote:
Sorry to shatter all dreams of a possible fantasy coming true,
> but Im
> not into women!

Damn.

I thought you were supposed to be 13?

Goatboy wrote:
> hur hur

See, though I may be a "patronising t**t", you keep coming
> back to this chat to see my responses.

Is it that I am a complete chimp with
> the sexual sophistication of a baboon, or that I'm intelligent and quick witted,
> passing the afternoon in the net-version of tugging hair and running away to
> laugh behind the wall?

Hell, even I don't know sometimes.


And you keep coming back to see my responses. What you trying to say to me?

I'm doing the 'Nt version of hanging behind the bike sheds tryin' to look 'ard when anyone passes then going back to talking in a camp voice when they're gone :-D

Tallulah wrote:
I
> thought you were supposed to be 13?

I am.

I'm trying to say I wished I was a woman, as I did from the start with my "staying at home" comment.

*sigh*
I'm bored, hence my continuation of this thread.

I've been the dominant monkey, then the willing receipient of jokes at my expense, then swung round to the "Actually I'm a nice guy" angle.
All that remains is a fumbled grope on the dancefloor at 2am with "Lady in Red" playing.

However, I am spoken for and have taken great delight in this verbal sparring with slight attraction undertones.

How old are you, seeing as you cast aspersions on my age.