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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

Goatboy, it must be hell being you.

I have seen the goatlight from some advice you gave me months ago, it worked a few times, now its backfired as most people know my way and pattern of movement.

Please can you and Venom get the hell out of my bedroom cupboard now :-D (probabky dont remember)

Bess Marciniak
or
Meg Marciniak

Goatboy wrote:

It's hell being me.


I bet.

Minty Wilson

Toby Rose...umm, whatever :)

RastaBillySkank wrote:
you've come to the wrong place, we'll all beardy types round
> here


heyyyy

Ok, so how many of you blokes were reading that and trying desperately to not join in?

*chuckles*
Works every time I tells ya.
Play the chauvenist pig, then make a fool of yourself and then be all sincere.

A winner every time.
And she's driving home smiling to herself at her afternoon of pretending she loathed me.

It's hell being me.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Is it safe to come out from under the rock and laugh my head off yet?

Yeah. :-D

Is it safe to come out from under the rock and laugh my head off yet?

Yeah, yeah, OK, I laughed. Lots.

'See you Monday'? You're hopeful, arent you?

Defo going now.