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"The Tube"

Am I the only person here who uses the tube and constantly gets offended by all the adverts in them?

All the adverts advertise loans, cheap holidays and cheap phone calls. Is it just me or do they see the average tube user as someone who has no money and lives off the government?

This is engaging reading. where will it end?

The worst thing is you seem oblivious to all the people who despise your infantile comments.

Top score wrote:
> Never knew you read fiction novels


That's the best you can do? I'm not surprised, to be honest. All you can do is stroke your favourite toy and hurl half-wit comments everywhere.

If you had a grain of sense, you'd realise that you come across as the most plainly stupid person on the whole forum.

Alright guys, pack it in!

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Top score wrote:
> That's right they only let you out on day release at the weekends.
>
> Listen to me you asinine punk. While you wistfully dream of a
> succesful job and a nice car and all of that crap, I'm living life in
> the real world.
>
> I work for a living.
>
> I earn enough in a week to buy a decent 32" television and have
> change for a few DVDs and some snacks.
>
> I have a 21 year old girlfriend, and I get it whenever I want it.
>
> You? You just sit there with your lovable console chained to your
> ankle drooling uncontrolably while playing with your matchbox car and
> wistfully looking over at the barbie/porno mags in the corner.
>
> Who is sad here? Not me sunshine.

Never knew you read fiction novels

When you can extract your knob from the controller socket of your PS2 without screaming, I'll dignify you with an answer.

Oh...it won't happen for a while yet.

Watch out IB sounds like you have another special friend in your life apart from your PC, isn't that right Unbeliever.

Top score wrote:
> That's right they only let you out on day release at the weekends.

Listen to me you asinine punk. While you wistfully dream of a succesful job and a nice car and all of that crap, I'm living life in the real world.

I work for a living.

I earn enough in a week to buy a decent 32" television and have change for a few DVDs and some snacks.

I have a 21 year old girlfriend, and I get it whenever I want it.

You? You just sit there with your lovable console chained to your ankle drooling uncontrolably while playing with your matchbox car and wistfully looking over at the barbie/porno mags in the corner.

Who is sad here? Not me sunshine.

Stop acting like a windowlicker, Updated.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Eh?
>
> What are you on about?

C how quick that was? Must be an auto prompt that constantly checks for new posts.