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"chat up lines"

being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

Your point being ... ?

Did they work?

Not as such but it's good to break the ice and I mostly end up sharing a couple of drinks and an hour or so's worth of chat.

you're so hot i'd rape you
save yourself the struggle

Reminds me of the line "Don't turn this rape into a murder"

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Did they work?

For having the bottle to say something like that, they probably did.

hi am libra.

why u don't want to use freeola it ain't bad?

I don't use chat up lines but when i was in year 5 (abour 10 or 11) i got sent a secret admirers letter from this guy who became my first boy friend. It said-
' Roses are red,
Violet are blue.
But this does not matter,
Cause i love you. '

well at that age i thought that was the most romantic poem ever. And then on valentines day ( a few days later) he sent me another letter saying 'If you want to find out who i am then meet me behind the big oak tree'. I still fancy the guy to this day even though i havnt seen him for years!

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I would like to try 'I have a nine inch willy' one day

Enlighten me please, but what have 'nine inch willies' got to do with chat up lines? Those that brag, usually have at least 'half' that which they brag about:)