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being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use
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Me: "I can make my willy 10 inches long."
Her: "Really? How?"
Me: "By folding it in half!" *da-dum-tisch*
Her: "Take me now!"
Her: "Really? How?"
Me: "By folding it in half!" *da-dum-tisch*
Her: "Take me now!"
aah Grix.
You are a real romantic arnt you. (I am a real sukker for romance).
You sound so genuinly kind, thoughtful and sweet.
You are a real romantic arnt you. (I am a real sukker for romance).
You sound so genuinly kind, thoughtful and sweet.
Timmargh wrote:
> Me: "I can make my willy 10 inches long."
> Her: "Really? How?"
> Me: "By folding it in half!"
> *da-dum-tisch*
> Her: "Take me now!"
LMAO!!!
> Me: "I can make my willy 10 inches long."
> Her: "Really? How?"
> Me: "By folding it in half!"
> *da-dum-tisch*
> Her: "Take me now!"
LMAO!!!
kaye wrote:
> aah Grix.
>
> You are a real romantic arnt you. (I am a real sukker for
> romance).
> You sound so genuinly kind, thoughtful and sweet.
Naivete at it's finest.
> aah Grix.
>
> You are a real romantic arnt you. (I am a real sukker for
> romance).
> You sound so genuinly kind, thoughtful and sweet.
Naivete at it's finest.
I don't really use chat up lines, I usually just try and make girls laugh, often with cheesey jokes, seems to work for me. :)
Grix Thraves wrote:
> I would like to try 'I have a nine inch willy' one day
I can't believe you won a GAD for saying that ;)
Grats :)
> I would like to try 'I have a nine inch willy' one day
I can't believe you won a GAD for saying that ;)
Grats :)
Hah, standards slipping or staff sense of humour improving?
Not quite as good as 'If James Bond was realistic he'd be about 89 by now'
Wonderful, wasn't expecting that at all, thanks!
Wonderful, wasn't expecting that at all, thanks!
*looks around for Ladybird*
Congrats ^-^
Congrats ^-^
I get the impression that the ones Timmargh said he has actually used :p
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