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"chat up lines"

being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

Who asked you?

Not sure I'm prepared to.

Only if you can take the almighty donkey punch.

Have you fallen head over heels in love with me?

zeve wrote:
> kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)
>
> Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.

mmm does that one really work?

Hi I'm just going to talk any old thing to you for the next twenty seconds while they rohypnol takes effect

*throws up*

Sorry

That was beyond cheesy

kaye wrote:
> Anyway im waiting for mr right!! ( not someone with a cheesy
> chat up line, someone that will whisk me of my feet)

Hi. I'm Mr Right ... Someone said you were looking for me.

"You must be knackered, you've been running through my mind all day"

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