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"Look, I'm not gay or anything"

But this lunchtime, from the remnants of a buffet lunch, I had some fruit.
And I liked it.

But that doesn't make me gay.

I have chosen the gay mans fruit then.

So be it.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> I smelled a peach once. And I love bananas, they taste lovely.

Football
> anyone?

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Yes. And then we shall talk of guns and fighting bears and stuff.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Football anyone?

Aha! Football! Communal showers & baths! A sure sign of gayness!

Craw wrote:
1 clementine & 1
> apple.

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You nonce.
Clementine? Not "orange" oh no, have to swishy about it don't you. Ooooh, Clementine is it?

Orange.
A man's fruit. Big, hard to peel and makes your eyes sting if you mash it in hard enough.

I smelled a peach once. And I love bananas, they taste lovely.

Football anyone?

I eat fruit all the time - and I love fresh orange juice.

Did I mis some new law that says people who eat fruit are gay? Cos I'm not. No siree. Unless 'gay' is meant in the old definition, i.e. happy. Then I suppose eating fruit could make you gay.

Or are you confusing 'being a fruit' with 'eating fruit'. Then again, if you were 'eating' that kind of 'fruit' I suppose you could be gay...

Hmm.

It's not hard.

I ate some fruit.
But that doesn't mean I like men.

Clearer?

fell over from confusion. WTF are you lot on about?

Well if fruit = gay then I must be erm, double gay.

1 clementine & 1 apple.

Fruit.
I ate fruit.
And some fresh orange juice.

But that don't make me no pansy.