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But this lunchtime, from the remnants of a buffet lunch, I had some fruit.
And I liked it.
But that doesn't make me gay.
And I liked it.
But that doesn't make me gay.
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funny how, on Graham Norton. He talks to a straight gay and they put on a really, manly, deep voice.
I was in the pub with my friends on Saturday. Time to get a round in so I asked them what they want. Pint of lager, lager, guiness, lager and lime please "Excuse me?" Lime?? You sure?
I was embarassed to even ask the chick at the bar for it. Made it very clear it wasn't mine
"Oi thats your lager and lime there"
I was embarassed to even ask the chick at the bar for it. Made it very clear it wasn't mine
"Oi thats your lager and lime there"
I like lager & lime too.
God this is turning out to be a bad day...
God this is turning out to be a bad day...
I agree with everything being said.
Fruit gets everywhere too! My missus asked for 'lime' in her lager the other day.
That to me is sacreligious. To degrade such a hard mans drink with a gay fruit. I would class limes with lemons as 'quite gay', unless you eat them raw, in which case they are Schwarzeneggar hard.
Fruit gets everywhere too! My missus asked for 'lime' in her lager the other day.
That to me is sacreligious. To degrade such a hard mans drink with a gay fruit. I would class limes with lemons as 'quite gay', unless you eat them raw, in which case they are Schwarzeneggar hard.
quite true.
The Indian Restaurant Man Food Scenario:
Man and Woman go into curry-house. They peruse the menu.
Man orders Masala or Phaal, with poppadom starter and some beer.
Woman?
"Ooh, a prawn cocktail starter please. And then the chicken marsala, nothing too spicy"
Food arrives and she picks with her fork, sipping her wine.
"Is yours ok darling?" she asks
Man looks up, bottom portion of face is orange and he is gripping naan bread in his fists, cutlery untouched, "Muh?"
Pizza Place Scenario:
Man and Woman go into pizza place.
Man orders garlic bread starter with cheese and then a large meat-feast/spicy hot.
Woman orders a salad, but man convinces her to have pizza
"Oh alright. The ham and pineapple one please"
No.
You should never, ever get the Hawaiian option.
That's like asking for a glass of water in a pub.
Only the naive and stupid do that.
You order pizza, order one with loads of different cubed meats on.
Thems the rules.
Man and Woman go into curry-house. They peruse the menu.
Man orders Masala or Phaal, with poppadom starter and some beer.
Woman?
"Ooh, a prawn cocktail starter please. And then the chicken marsala, nothing too spicy"
Food arrives and she picks with her fork, sipping her wine.
"Is yours ok darling?" she asks
Man looks up, bottom portion of face is orange and he is gripping naan bread in his fists, cutlery untouched, "Muh?"
Pizza Place Scenario:
Man and Woman go into pizza place.
Man orders garlic bread starter with cheese and then a large meat-feast/spicy hot.
Woman orders a salad, but man convinces her to have pizza
"Oh alright. The ham and pineapple one please"
No.
You should never, ever get the Hawaiian option.
That's like asking for a glass of water in a pub.
Only the naive and stupid do that.
You order pizza, order one with loads of different cubed meats on.
Thems the rules.
Fruit Of Gayness?
Everything.
Everything.
LOL. By the way, how does being/not being gay have anything to do with FOG.
Yeah....me too....
I was talking about the fruit!
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