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Ok, we've all heard them. Stupid comments said by stupid people. Here are two of my favourites/most annoying.
You've lost something, and are looknig for it.
"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".
"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"
IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!
Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.
"I found them."
"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."
OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Anyone got any more?
You've lost something, and are looknig for it.
"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".
"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"
IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!
Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.
"I found them."
"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."
OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Anyone got any more?
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*standing at customer services looking curious and you have rung the bell*
" Can I help you?"
" No, actually, I'm from the Bell Bureau, just checking up on your bell."
Dappy blondes.
" Can I help you?"
" No, actually, I'm from the Bell Bureau, just checking up on your bell."
Dappy blondes.
Goatboy wrote:
> *stub toe on thing, hop around red faced and inventing swear words*
"Are
> you alright?"
Probably the most ridiculous one I heard ever was something like that.
At school, this guy fell down a 20 set of stairs. At the bottom, he smacked his head and was knocked unconcious (He also had a broken wrist) Dinnerlady comes up, asks "Are you alright" And when he doesn't answer (He's unconcious remember) she flounces off saying that "If he won't answer me then I won't help him"
THIS GUY'S UNCONCIOUS YOU PLEB!!
> *stub toe on thing, hop around red faced and inventing swear words*
"Are
> you alright?"
Probably the most ridiculous one I heard ever was something like that.
At school, this guy fell down a 20 set of stairs. At the bottom, he smacked his head and was knocked unconcious (He also had a broken wrist) Dinnerlady comes up, asks "Are you alright" And when he doesn't answer (He's unconcious remember) she flounces off saying that "If he won't answer me then I won't help him"
THIS GUY'S UNCONCIOUS YOU PLEB!!
In a fight, some dude runs up and kicks someone else in the balls.
"That's not cricket"
YOU'RE A BLOODY GENIOUS MATE!!!
"That's not cricket"
YOU'RE A BLOODY GENIOUS MATE!!!
Man struggling to get through door( for he has no arms) Can I help you?
*stub toe on thing, hop around red faced and inventing swear words*
"Are you alright?"
"Are you alright?"
Man stumbling around blindly. Have you lost your glasses?
"She might not sue, you never know."
A favourite of mine.
A favourite of mine.
"Could be worse!"
Of course it could you fools, but right now it doesn't seem like that. So go away before I stab you with a pen.
Of course it could you fools, but right now it doesn't seem like that. So go away before I stab you with a pen.
lol :D
I suppose if someone has just been in a motorbike crash and you say "are you alright?" its a stupid comment, but there really is nothing else to say - If you yell "Get an Ambulance!!!" he'll be fine and wont need it, and if you ignore him then you are an h0le, so Im not sure about that one.
I suppose if someone has just been in a motorbike crash and you say "are you alright?" its a stupid comment, but there really is nothing else to say - If you yell "Get an Ambulance!!!" he'll be fine and wont need it, and if you ignore him then you are an h0le, so Im not sure about that one.
Ok, we've all heard them. Stupid comments said by stupid people. Here are two of my favourites/most annoying.
You've lost something, and are looknig for it.
"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".
"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"
IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!
Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.
"I found them."
"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."
OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Anyone got any more?
You've lost something, and are looknig for it.
"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".
"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"
IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!
Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.
"I found them."
"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."
OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Anyone got any more?
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