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Ok, we've all heard them. Stupid comments said by stupid people. Here are two of my favourites/most annoying.
You've lost something, and are looknig for it.
"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".
"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"
IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!
Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.
"I found them."
"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."
OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Anyone got any more?
You've lost something, and are looknig for it.
"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".
"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"
IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!
Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.
"I found them."
"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."
OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Anyone got any more?
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(A child is climbing on a tree)
MOM: Don't climb on that tree
CHILD: But i want to
MOM: Well if you fall off, and break both legs, don't come running to me!!!!!
LOL!
MOM: Don't climb on that tree
CHILD: But i want to
MOM: Well if you fall off, and break both legs, don't come running to me!!!!!
LOL!
I find answering "Who do you think you are?" is always best with:
"I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds and Bringer of Death...why, who do you think I am?"
Shuts them up pretty fast.
"I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds and Bringer of Death...why, who do you think I am?"
Shuts them up pretty fast.
someone wins GAMEaday and they insist on asking.... "can i have a playstation instead?"
At school:
Im not felling to well
Are you ok?
...
Ill take that as a no.
DAH
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Mum, have you seen my cd?
Why, have you lost it?
...[fume]
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ext.
...[fume]
Do you mean this cd? [you find out she took it]
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And finally...
Does that mean the end?
...
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Anything that involves maths.
Im not felling to well
Are you ok?
...
Ill take that as a no.
DAH
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Mum, have you seen my cd?
Why, have you lost it?
...[fume]
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ext.
...[fume]
Do you mean this cd? [you find out she took it]
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And finally...
Does that mean the end?
...
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Anything that involves maths.
Does Santa really exist... =B0)
But wot if someone took it seriously. Picture it on your 18th. On May 22nd 1996 you wouldn't blah blah blah. What did it mean. The parents in chorus.. "Why us"
I thought that was the whole point. Just like saying "You'll find out for yourself" but not tempting fate.
We'll tell U when your 18. U find out when your twelve anyway.
George.W.Bush: It must be a budget, it has lots of numbers in it. Even more Duh!
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