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"Stupid Comments."

Ok, we've all heard them. Stupid comments said by stupid people. Here are two of my favourites/most annoying.

You've lost something, and are looknig for it.

"I've lost me car keys (or whatever)".

"Really? Where was the last place you saw them?"

IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM!!!!



Ok, you manage to find them, and go back to speak to the person you spoke to before.

"I found them."

"Really, I thought you might. But it annoys me when I lose something. It's always in the last place look."

OF COURSE THEY'RE IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK! WHY CARRY ON LOOKING WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THEM!?!??!?!


Ahem. Sorry about that.


Anyone got any more?

but it's not the end of the world.

they were telling the truth.


"We'll talk about this later"

when?
why not now?
why should I come to you?
What's wrong with talking about it here?

Scared, huh?
Are ya' are ya really, huh?!

George.W.Bush: More and more of are imports are coming from overseas. Duh!!!

When I was in primary school, quite a few years ago now, what really used to annoy me was when you hurt yourself and a teacher said 'It's not the end of the world.'
Dosy idiots......I hated half of 'em.

Parent smacking their child

" Have you had enough? "

How stupid is that... what are they going tom say?

" Would a kick in the testicles be out of the question? "

"cheer up, it might never happen."


WTF!
What might not happen?
How can I make it happen?
What being unhappy got to do with it?
Why the hell should I cheer up?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?


huh?

Prime example:

I come in from work with a DVD from Blockbuster in my hands.
Mother is in and looking directly at it
"What's that?"
"It's a hamburger and it's all mine"
"No it's not"

...incredulous stare from me..
She continues:
"What film is it?"
"Horror"
"Any good?"
"No, even though I haven't seen it, I know it's crap. That's why I rented it mum."
"Would I like it?"
"How do I know that?"

At this point my head exploded and the voices started telling to burn things again.
God help me, I love her but each day brings her closer to a reckoning.
You all do.

Girl reving car, trying to get out of mud:

"Shall I take the handbrake off?"

" Is that not depressing? "

Referring to my music taste...

" I won't tell you again "

You always get told again

Once again " Are you Alright? " when you've just been run over by a bus.

when you trip on a kerb and someone says

"Have a nice trip?"
or
"Send us a postcard next time"

ho ho ho. i'm really laughing now. please stop, my sides are splitting.

" Where's My car dude!"

he he I'd like to see that film!