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"I did it! I actually did it!"

Rehearsed tonight and managed to knock myself out by smashing myself in the face with a drumstick whilst playing.

ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

I smashed my fase wiv a stik.
For real.

Mid-song, head down and hi-hat being pounded and then....BAM!!....on my back with the other 3 standing over me laughing and dripping tea on my face when I came to.
Excellent.

And then I did it again on the car boot loading up at the end of the evening, didn't knock myself out this time, just threw up lavishly on the ground outside and stumbled around like an Astronaut on the moon.
Some would call me stupid.
Others would admire me for my willingness to test the limits of the human face.
Most would shrug and say "Bloody drummers"

But I don't care.
After weeks of saying it,I did smash my fase wiv a stik

And it really, really hurt.

Small_Frog wrote:
I know that. I was just making a point. Thank you
> for ruining it.

the monkey did it

But I still say you can't play furniture. I don't care if it's never been done before, it's still not creative.

Same thing goes for turning a light on and off in a room, it's not creative, it's just not been done before because it's a pathetic and irritating idea you stupid mong. Turner prize my behind, it's just showing how utterly devoid of inspiration we are in Britain.

*cough*

Ant wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Because you just can't.

Grix lays down the law, as
> always.

I trust Grix. he has notable under his name. This must mean he is important. Or something like that.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Because you just can't.

Grix lays down the law, as always.

Mystique wrote:
> Small_Frog wrote:
Thats debatable.
> STOMP play dustbins.

Stomp suck

I know that. I was just making a point. Thank you for ruining it.

Small_Frog wrote:
Thats debatable.
> STOMP play dustbins.

Stomp suck

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Because you just can't.

OK. I'm sorry I interrupted you.

Because you just can't.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> You can't play furniture, Frog.

Thats debatable. STOMP play dustbins. Why can't I play chair legs?

RastaBillySkank wrote:

Hehheheheh

Homer: *Trying to play Saxaphone*
> Saxamaphoneeeee.... Oooohhh...

:-D

A class episode, obbo ma bo, saxamaphone, tuba ma ba. He is a genius!