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"Become a Nintendo Elite!"

If you read my story GTA 5 (okay I admit, the title was a blatant attempt at getting lots of people th read it...) which stood for 'The Gone To America 5' then you'll know there were five elite Nintys...

These were myself, Cooky, Ev][L~Dark, Tiltawhirl, and Strafex.

If you want to become a Nintendo Elite, (and expand our ranks to six...) then audition here for a part in my next story (I dunno when I'll write the next one, but the winner will be in it...)

To enter, simply write down a strength and weakness for yourself. And these must be stuff that could be applied easily in a story. ie. no superpowers...

It's probably better to have funny stuff...

Oh, and the five already in the Nintendo Elite cannot enter, and you aren't too likely to get picked if you are a just arrived or a new newbie but feel free to try...

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> No I was typing actually, but anyway, I thought it was only Sniper who came and
> posted crap like "yawn" on peoples topics?

Sniper doesn't post crap. Sniper rules. Anyways, Sibs made this story up Afrojoe so thats more than likely why he got in before you *cough* :-D

well , let me think , i can hand fart (fart with my hands very loudly) i can ear fart (make squeaky farts with my ears) and eye fart (i can fart with my eye) i can do slow armpit farts (long long long armpit farts) and basically i have mastered the art of farting with body parts .... next me thinks ill try the fingertip boom ! yeah.

oh yeah , and of course i can bum fart ! (break wind from the rear end.)

Hmm. I don't see how Sibs and Evil Dark got in before me. I have been posting here since I came to this site which was a while before you. You came when my internet was broken, therefor I was not around but I have been here just that little bit longer.

Well "I" (yes thats right, "I") was the ruler of the country at the end of his story....

...."what do you mean I had a character to keep me quiet?"

*everyone looks at MJ*

"Its true.....?!?!" *Sniff*

:-D

I'm getting major roles in stories from both Sibs and Ant now...

Wehey! I'm a FoG story star!
:-D

Okay, my advantages are having superior knowledge of Nintyness which I can bore people to death with and being able to be mildy amusing while annoying people with my singing.

Disadvantages? WTF are they :-D Well, I suppose my disadvantages would be being arguementative and thinking I own everything :P I own you, you know......

:-D

Pick me because my name is where Christmas started, i'm the one who guided those poor drunken three kings to the knocked off stable. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have Christmas presents, therfore no big rush of computer games at this time, therefore games would be few and far between, thank me go on.

That women in the stable was preggers but she claimed she was a virgin, me thinks someone is telling a fib.

:-)

(sorry if you're a different religion)

Why i should be elite?

Because i have a potentially comic name, and no other reason.

Ah well, who else are you going to chose? I rest my case. (slightly smugly)
; )

But Daddy (Cooky), he started it etc...

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

LOL

It's another comedy argument between kingklik and Tiltawhirl!

What's the probs between you two anyhow?

Anger is the root to all EVIL!

Stop now and make peace, or you'll go down the dark path into the unknown! Evil Dark has just returned from there, and is trying to attempt retribution by making constructive comments in the Nintendo forum!

Follow suit you two!

LOL

:)